ohai jessica simpsons ass

April 3, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson hit the pool yesterday in Mexico too, wearing a nothing little suit that barely covered her ass, which look’s eleventy billion times better than I thought it would. Until her cock-blockin friends pointed out the photographers and wrapped her up. Jessica is probably dead now by the way. Because I don’t think you’re supposed to drink under a 200 degreee sun and then trap all the heat under stifling blankets. All you other busybodies who try to stop your friends from being used as a sexual object need to take note. Do you want your friend to die, is that what you want, because if you defend her modesty like they did, that’s what’s gonna happen.

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