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Oh dear God I thought this day would never come.  Finally, Tyler has a new publishing software.  It’s a work in progress, so please don’t freak out if things are a little dicey.  Whatever it is you hate right now will be different in a week.  Unless you hate Kirsten Dunst and the Vietnamese, in which case my hands are tied.  Believe me, I’ve looked into it.  The real hero in all this is me, because I had to write several emails while people like Pedro and Justin and Karina did all the hard work migrating 4 years of content.  My contribution included insight such as, “Oh cool,” and “What”, and “I don’t know what that is.”  I’m number 1, baby!

Okay so while I screw with this, look, it’s Diora Baird from the new Star Trek movie and her big awesome rack, now with much bigger pictures (go here).  It takes two hands for her to cover one breast.  Isn’t that just the greatest GD thing you’ve ever seen in your life?  Because she only has two hands.  So guess what that means.