stuff in vegas is always better

By brendon April 03, 2009 @ 5:24 AM

Most shows on Broadway are either Bernadette Peters or a kid having sex with his horse, sometimes both, whereas shows in Vegas have “Dancing with the Stars” winner Kelly Monaco doing … whatever all this is in the brand new “Peep Show” at Planet Hollywood.  As you can see it’s all very elegant, the kind of thing Arthur Miller would write if he were still with us.

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(208) Comments

  1. FatOldElvis 04/03/2009 08:40

    Hmm, I’m heading to Vegas, check out this show, get all worked up and then hit up some of the brothels after the show.

    Who’s with me?

  2. Zombie 04/03/2009 08:42

    You go ahead to the show FOE. I’ll be at the brothel getting doublesucked by a couple of whores by the time you get there.

    Tab’s on you, right?

  3. LoRider 04/03/2009 08:42

    Count me in, FOE. “Dancing With The Stars” really kicked Kelli’s career into overdrive. Somewhere, buried deep in the fine print you will find the word “art” describing this act.

    Ride Lo

  4. Death to Finkle! 04/03/2009 08:42

    In the last half of the pictures she’s performing with Blue Man Group.

  5. Fake FatOldElvis 04/03/2009 08:43

    Fist fist

  6. Levi Johnston\'s Mullet 04/03/2009 08:43

    I might check it out if the Trop is willing to comp me a couple tickets for my $50/night room. And a free buffet.

  7. Old_Perv 04/03/2009 08:43

    more ass

  8. Headly 04/03/2009 08:44

    I’d use up DB’s whole sock drawer on this chick…

  9. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/03/2009 08:44

    Wow, I can practically smell her vagina from those pics.

    I could hang my coat on that nose of hers but that’s an impressive body I wouldn’t mind defiling.

  10. Harenmahkeester 04/03/2009 08:45

    I’m clearly on the record as one of the few Durdenistas who isn’t into big tits, but me likey these!

  11. SuperB 04/03/2009 08:45

    WOULD DEF DO

  12. FatOldElvis 04/03/2009 08:46

    Zombie makes a good point. Change of plan, fuck the show. Straight to the brothels.

    And put it on the Underhill’s bill.

  13. Headly 04/03/2009 08:47

    Along with a couple of steak sandwiches.

  14. Just the Tip 04/03/2009 08:48

    Nobody move!

    Was anyone aware of that lil’ fact?

    Haren, a ‘nista?

  15. Watt(Power) 04/03/2009 08:49

    Daddy likes.

  16. FatOldElvis 04/03/2009 08:49

    Good catch Headly. I applaud you.

  17. Mac-Daddy 04/03/2009 08:50

    SupB, you and I need to Tag Team this woman!

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 04/03/2009 08:51

    I think the only way to improve the Vegas show would be the inclusion of a couple of ‘Nistas…um…alongside Ms. Monaco…

  19. Just the Tip 04/03/2009 08:51

    That’s just more fashion trickery up there! That lil’ white T should be fucking transparent in the 2nd shot.

    Evil Fabric is afoot!

  20. ohmwrecker 04/03/2009 08:51

    Can I borrow your towel? My car hit a water buffalo.

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