05.19.2009 Afternoon headlines

SHERLOCK HOLMES - the first trailer for “Sherlock Holmes”, starring Robert Downey Jr., Rachel McAdams, Jude Law and written/directed by Guy Ritchie, broke today. It seems a lot like the old Sherlock Holmes, except Guy Ritchie-r.

KATE HUDSON - was “making out” with Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez in a bar around 1am Friday night. He filed for divorce then dated Madonna last year, but he met Hudson six months ago in Miami at a hotel grand opening. He’s only hitting .188 this season (his career average is .310) but I bet the fans will appreciate that he’s keeping himself busy outside of baseball and not reverting to using steroids again. Idle hands are the devils workshop. (source = ny post)

JESSICA BIEL - says her good looks are hurting her career and she’s not even allowed to audition for some parts because she’s too sexy. It’s sad but true. When is a good looking white girl finally gonna catch a break in Hollywood? (source = us.com)

(144) Comments

  1. Texas Stunt Sock 05/19/2009 13:13

    First-ish?

  2. SinDs 05/19/2009 13:13

    really? a-rod and kate hudson? a-rod holds no appeal for me.

  3. Lo Rider 05/19/2009 13:22

    I thought Jessica Biel wasn’t getting any acting jobs because she’s phucking JT. I saw her in “The Illusionist” and completely bought her as a dead chick.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 05/19/2009 13:23

    A-Rod’s rod must be truly grateful…going from Mandonna to Kate Hudson is almost as miraculous as my achieving “Shangri-la” without “my little friend” suffering a nasty friction burn…were I to achieve such, that is…

  5. SuperB 05/19/2009 13:25

    A rod is looking terrible and rocking a decent set of moobs all of the sudden. Downward spiral for him has set in.

  6. Lo Rider 05/19/2009 13:26

    Going from Madonna to Kate Hudson would be like getting your reckless driving charge reduced to jaywalking. Better not let Owen Wilson hear about this.

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 05/19/2009 13:26

    “Downward spiral for him has set in.”

    B, love, if my downward spiral included Kate, my moobs would not have grown in vain…

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 05/19/2009 13:28

    “Going from Madonna to Kate Hudson would be like getting your reckless driving charge reduced to jaywalking.”

    more like going from a DUI, felonious evading law enforcement, vehicular homicide, and reckless driving to driving the pace car at the Indy 500…

  9. Chase26 05/19/2009 13:36

    A-Rod is coming off hip surgery, hasn’t seen Major League pitching for more than 10 games and has 8 RBI in those 10 games, including 4 HRs in the last 4 games (one being a walk-off HR).

    Now he’s hooking up with Kate Hudson. I think he’s doing incredible, if you ask me.

    P.S. His avg may be .188 but his OBP is almost .400. Again, just coming off hip surgery.

  10. Grand Admiral Douchingham 05/19/2009 13:38

    Kate Hudson’s involvement in A-Rod’s pants almost guarantees a World Series victory!

    For someone…because someone is going to win it just not the Yankees.

  11. Fussy Bitch 05/19/2009 13:38

    “Now he’s hooking up with Kate Hudson. I think he’s doing incredible, if you ask me.”

    Yeah no one asked you, he is douch bag. And isn’t hooking up with Kate Hudson like hooking up with a 8 year boy, except the boy would have bigger titties?

  12. Grand Admiral Douchingham 05/19/2009 13:39

    Also, RD Jr. was an ideal choice to play a drug addict that everyone just put up with for no apparent reason. The difference being that Holmes was fictitious and RD Jr. is just the luckiest son of a bitch to walk the Earth since Lou Gehrig.

  13. Chase26 05/19/2009 13:39

    “Yeah no one asked you, he is douch bag.”

    He is douch bag? Lose the Hungarian accent, cunt.

  14. Fussy Bitch 05/19/2009 13:42

    Thanks Chase how did you know what my lovers call me. Muah!

  15. Chase26 05/19/2009 13:46

    Because I’m old friends with your father.

    Also, don’t speak Baseball if you know nothing about it. You don’t see me talking about Aeronautical Testing.

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/19/2009 13:46

    Chase…you suck. A-Rod sux.. now GTFO.

  17. Fussy Bitch 05/19/2009 13:48

    My father has no friends, on ass buddies, so you must get along with famously.

  18. Fussy Bitch 05/19/2009 13:49

    Hey (p)Rick and Super B!

  19. SuperB 05/19/2009 13:53

    FUSSYYYYYYYY!!!

  20. Fussy Bitch 05/19/2009 13:53

    SuperB!!!!

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