TYRESE GIBSON - sang the National Anthem at the Lakers game last night and decided it would be a good idea to replace “our flag was still there” with “our Lakers were still there.” And so he did, and it was. His new version is interesting because it doesn’t make the slightest bit of God damn sense. “The Lakers were still there”? Where, floating above Fort McHenry? Because that’s what you just said dipshit. Hopefully someone else can change the words “Tyrese is not bleeding” to “Holy Shit I think that dude is dead.” (source = e!)
COURTNEY LOVE - she denies that she owes AmEx $352,059.67, because she claims those charges we’re made on 140 different cards issued in her name. Does shit like this happen to anyone but her and Homer Simpson? (source = tmz)
HALLE BERRY - I would kill at least 10 people if she would let me feel her tits for 30 seconds. At least 10. Probably more. Probably way way more. And I don’t just mean homeless people, I mean little kids who just got a 2400 on the SAT. Just look at her. Fuck those kids. (source = flynet)
Fist, fast , first, fuck you.
Halle is beautiful
I have a Courtney Love AMEX card. Doesn’t everyone?
“I have a Courtney Love AMEX card. Doesn’t everyone?”
I prefer the traveler’s checks…as Karl Malden used to say…”Don’t leave home without them”…
If only there was a time machine to take Halle now back to the “Trading Places” set…the juxtaposition with Jamie Lee Curtis then would be a wonder to behold…
Hi Rick(P)! How are you?
Fairly funny new guy…..
rework the Tyrese section a tiny bit….
Courtney Love section….fucking funny!!!!
Halle Berry section….end it at “Probably more”
I would gladly remain (likely) sterile if a master race were started using Halle Berry as a template…..
OK…the first headline was pretty funny. I am assuming Terese is a hip-hop singer? This is why we can’t let artists think for themselves. They are fucking dipshits.
Is there a new new poster? Because I have to say, I’ve been laughing more than usual these last couple days.
But to be fair, I’ve been high a lot of the time.
Hello, CB…I’m here which beats the alternative…
Lora….
The WWTDD site has been gone for two weeks….
….so I suspect you’ve gone insane…
I think Halle Berry is boring. Sure, she is pretty and she has big tits, but she seems so drab and boring. She has the personality of a ham sandwich…and now her tits are probably all saggy with stretchmarks…sort of like an egg hanging off of the end of a nail.
Is it hot in here? No seriously, I think I have a fever. Lora, I agree, they’ve been better, Rick, glad you are here then.
Nancy Reagan….
…When I want inspiring conversation…I just talk to myself about all the revenge I plan to extract on the world….
When I’m fucking someone….Halle Berry’s image fits the bill….
Obs…WHAT??
What kind of weed is this?
I’m going to have to sit down and re-evaluate some things.
Nancy, not much excites you huh? Here is a better solution, tell me what does NOT bore you? Tell me about it and I’ll try to keep you entertained.
Lora….
…I think you are smoking “post nude pics publically” weed…..
take a few more drags….then go with the voices…..
celeblulz.com is way funnier
Oh yes Lora, listen to the voices, they are almost always right.