05.01.2009 are you out of your GD mind

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I freely admit I’m a complete fairy when it comes to heights, so there’s no number low enough to measure the odds of me ever stepping foot on the Ledge at the Sears Tower in Chicago.

…these new glass enclosures that extend 4.3 feet beyond the side of the building. Beneath peoples’ feet lies the sprawling Illinois city - 103 storeys, or 1,353 feet, below. Just an inch-and-a-half of glass separates the visitor from the street underneath. The attraction is due to open in June.

I wouldn’t care if you had guns aimed at my family six inches away.  Those fuckers better start making their peace with God because I’m not going anywhere near that thing, not unless I get bone cancer or something and my life was over anyway.   An inch-and-a-half of glass?  Jesus that has disaster written all over it.  At best I would peer over the entrance before I ran away like a little girl after a bug fell in her hair.

(the picture from Splash is in kick ass UHQ, by the way.  clicka clicka.)


(101) Comments

  1. What Me Worry? 05/01/2009 10:29

    MAYDAY!!

  2. What Me Worry? 05/01/2009 10:30

    And fist to Fake Fat Old Elvis!

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 05/01/2009 10:33

    Looks like a great place to get laid.

  4. Not-Observer (Who got Banned) 05/01/2009 10:34

    What is this?

    Link-Dump day?……in pictures rather than URLs?

  5. SuperB 05/01/2009 10:35

    Fuck all that shit..not even if my life depended on it.

    Wait, uh how does this relate to a celebrity snark site? Oh…its the master plan of getting Winehorse, Brit, Heidi-Spen, Paris all up there and THEN detonating the bomb.

    I am tracking now…carry on.

  6. Not-Observer (Who got Banned) 05/01/2009 10:35

    BSDC…..

    Most places are great to get laid…..

    ….except maybe MY bed if you’re female…..

  7. Zombie 05/01/2009 10:35

    Don’t forget to set your DVR for Dollhouse starring Eliza Dushku on FOX tonight. It’s the “Haunted” episode which is guaranteed to leave you with chills up your spine and wood in your pants.

    ::winks at DarkCherry::

    Now if you’ll excuse me… I have to hit the bank and make a deposit, go home and take a long shit, then get ready to go run up an enormous bar tab during the Hurricanes quest for victory tonight. Until next week, I bid you all adieu.

  8. Fake FatOldElvis 05/01/2009 10:36

    Fist

  9. The Insidious Tony Stark 05/01/2009 10:36

    I think if I was there I’d do what Iron Sheik did on O&A.

  10. Gwen 05/01/2009 10:36

    If I tried to step on that thing, I would end up huddled as close to the actual, solid building as possible. Holding on for dear life.

  11. Zombie 05/01/2009 10:36

    Oh and, hail Satan.

  12. Not-Observer (Who got Banned) 05/01/2009 10:37

    Zombie…..

    …Direct Deposit????

    Even works at the check-cashing stores…….

  13. Fake FatOldElvis 05/01/2009 10:38

    I appreciate the shout out WMW. Fist

  14. RedRage 05/01/2009 10:39

    Just looking at that picture made my dick tingle. Fuck that! Imagine the steel balls on the people that built it.

  15. What Me Worry? 05/01/2009 10:39

    Zombie’s going to the bank to make a deposit of a long shit?

  16. Captain Brilliance 05/01/2009 10:40

    There is joke in here about being “high” in the building and being “high on drugs” but I just can’t find it.

  17. DarkCherry 05/01/2009 10:41

    this makes me queezy just thinking about it.

  18. What Me Worry? 05/01/2009 10:44

    This would be better suited to the second floor. You could stand on it and look down the tops of the girls walking underneath.

    And there wouldn’t be all that urine to block your view.

  19. SinDs 05/01/2009 10:45

    no.fucking.way.

  20. DarkCherry 05/01/2009 10:48

    cp - all i can think of now is you rippin off some swishies and running after ll saying “but wait Lindsay I have my quarter right here!!!”

    i feel like i may have done too many drugs in too short of a timespan.

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