Paris Hilton is in Cannes this week, and it’s important to remember that Cannes is the worlds most prestigious film festival, but also a town that’s open to the public. The US is on friendly terms with France, so you can just go there if you want. So just because she’s near the film festival doesn’t mean anyone invited her to do … whatever it is she does. If Hollywood was a gang bang porno, Paris Hilton would be the guy in the corner frantically rubbing his balls, desperate to get enough momentum going so he can get in on the action. Alas…
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Soft Cell has a song about her…”Tainted Love”…and Paris at a film festival is as ridiculous as my being at a Chippendales convention hoping for “Best Dancer” honors
IF - I thought Hollywood WAS a gang bang porno.
What the hell kind of fucking glasses are those? Asshole.
I wonder if she has attention herpes, also.
That thing looks like an alien. You would probably bruise your pelvis if you tried to fuck it.
Why is every girl on Rescue Me hot as hell? Real life aint like that, damn it!!!
I’ve never met a hot chick that didn’t need a little rescuing.
you want to know why she continues to do this shit? because people like us read blogs like this that continue to post pictures of her doing absolutely NOTHING
As for Paris? She looks like a herpes covered Glad bag stuffed with hangers and back scratchers.
“you want to know why she continues to do this shit?”
SinDs, at least she is not uncomfortable around bald guys, I will give her that…
Someone needs to tell her you never go full retard.
I bet she doesn’t have herpes. I bet her pussy is all moist and juicy. It probably goes, “Squish, squish, squishity, squish” when you fuck it… That doesn’t mean she isn’t a fucktard. It just means she has a damp pussy.
Look, you all know I’d stick my dick in a piranha tank, but I can honestly say I wouldn’t fuck Paris.
she brings new meaning to the word clam bake.
i’d have to marinate her wizard sleeves in A-1 before i seared them in a pan and fed them to my cats.
i’d fuck her. her cervix is a pinata. and a want candy and gift bags with proactiv in them.
“If Hollywood was a gang bang porno, Paris Hilton would be the guy in the corner frantically rubbing his balls, desperate to get enough momentum going so he can get in on the action.”
Dear Diary,
Today I learned I have something in common with Paris Hilton. This will be my last entry as I intend to commit seppuku once I stop crying. Love to all.
(P)Rick
Okay, I can deal with the bathing suit and shorts, but those stupid motherfucking sunglasses and the headband with matching poufy bracelet must go.
It’s the way she poses that makes me want to slap that dumb cunt mug of hers.
it could just as easily be zac efron in disguise.
How long does it take to die of syphilis?
Its gotta be in advanced stages Ohm, she HAS to be blind already to wear that fucking getup.