Chris Brown: “I didn’t do it.”

Most assume that the pictures showing Rihanna sort-of naked and then really naked were leaked by Chris Brown, but (brace yourself) Mr. Wonderful says it wasn’t him. According to the Sun UK…

Sources had accused Brown of releasing the intimate pics in anger after snaps of her battered face appeared online.
However a representative told Essence.com: “This is both a false and defamatory statement. Chris has not released or ‘leaked’ any photos of Rihanna or anybody else for that matter.”

It may be a false statement but it’s not all that defamatory. The dude punched a girl in the face for 20 minutes. People aren’t really on the fence about that kind of thing. Let’s say you need a score of 10 to be a jackass. Punching a girl in the face 50 times gets you a perfect 10. Leaking naked pictures of a faceless girl gets you another 3 points, but guess what? You were a jackass anyway. It’d be like calling a Hitler a litterbug. Doesn’t really change things one way or another.