There’s an auction on eBay (over here) for the Johnsons Clean Water Initiative, and even though she’s balancing doing nothing with doing nothing, Gwyneth Paltrow made time to volunteer someone else to do something. What an angel she is. Don’t be confused by the 5 pictures of Paltrow compared to just one of the person who is actually doing something, rest assured, Paltrow has no further obligation.
Basically you get 90 minutes with trainer Tracy Anderson, 5 additional hours with some other trainer, three workout videos, 40 minutes worth of consultation over the phone, and a $2,500 American Express gift card for travel arrangements.
It says the retail value of all this is $10,000, and it really takes some balls to claim that kind of thing. Let’s just pretend that it somehow makes sense to turn $2500 from your bank into a $2500 gift card on the floor, and let’s pretend the dvd’s cost $150 dollars each, that means these personal training sessions are worth well over $1000 an hour. I find that hard to believe. Especially since this woman is Paltrows business partner, so it probably cost her nothing at all. I don’t have a dictionary on front of me but I’m pretty sure “donate” means “to give”.
DB sucks
First?
BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I’d like to donate a swift kick in the tits to Gwyneth to the highest bidder to a charity of my choosing, most likely the charity dedicated to kicking her in the tits.
DB su…
…heeeey!
The new Brendon is boring us to death. It would be a lot faster if he just pulled the plug in this place.
DTF, what does it fucking mean?
dbs you a pile of shit cake bitch.
The Johnson Clean Water Initiative could raise more money auctioning the right to give this bitch a old-fashioned beatdown…
viagra is what gwyneth needs for her pussy!
I called you “dick cake”, niggs. That would be a load of dried cum that is noticeable on a surface. And I’ll bet $3K you aren’t black and I could put your head through a windshield faster than you can blow the ash off your elbows.
I want a gift card for my cock!
Here ya go, pep. I’ll spoon feed ya:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=syzzurp
I might pay someone else to fuck Gwyneth.
Why couldn’t they recast Gwenyth’s role in Iron Man 2?
50 points - Got him with the door!
Shit, I may be the only one who likes Gwenyth. Granted she’s a fucking headcase for naming her child “Apple”, but I enjoy her looks and her acting. They’re both subtle and calming.
Scotch is subtle and calming.
Fail fail fail fail…
where did you get your avi, sockie?
I read “insidious” in a news article yesterday. Not sure why, but it made me think of tits.