john and kate plus sex tape

May 8, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

There hasn’t been anything on here yet about the scandal around Jon from “Jon and Kate Plus Eight”, because I have no idea WTF that means.  I know what the words “Jon and Kate Plus Eight” mean individually, but string them together like that and you might as well say, “Jon and Duck Window Hat”.  From what I gather there’s a TV show and Jon and Kate have 8 kids.  Terrific.  We have a real shortage of kids in this country, thank God these two had 8.

What I do know is that today a new website went up.  A website owned by an ex-boyfriend of the woman Jon had an affair with.  And there’s a video of her for sale on this website.  Okay, now try and guess what he claims she does on the video.

Hello world! This is a site owned by one of Deanna Hummel’s ex-boyfriends.
When I read the news about her alleged affair with Jon Gosselin from the show Jon & Kate Plus 8, I have to say I wasn’t surprised.
The Deanna I knew wasn’t above cheating, even with married men, hence our eventual breakup. During our time together we made a secret amateur sex tape. It wasn’t a hidden cam or anything, she was totally aware of the fact that I was taping. This has never been available to the public before. And it still isn’t…yet! But I am shopping this tape and am currently in negotiations with sites about selling it.

Mr. Wonderful includes a screencap of some of the hot blurry action you can see if you buy his tape.  Or you can see the entire sex tape right now for free on sites like this.  I think someone needs to go back to Fake Sex Tape Selling School.  I bet Rule 1 would be, “Find a tape the public has never seen.”  There shouldn’t be any need for a Rule 1B, but if there was it would say, “that means DO NOT take the tape off the internet.  Other people have access to the internet as well.  That’s how the stuff you see when you’re on the internet got there.”  This leads to Rule 1C: “You took it off the internet, didn’t you?  That’s the only possible reason you would still be reading this.  You took it off the internet and someone busted you and now you don’t know what to do.  Well you’re on your own genius, and I’d like to remind you of our No Refund policy.”

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