Mel Gibson made an appearance on the Tonight Show last night, where he answered any and all questions about his new girlfriend, even confirming that she is pregnant with his child. It will be her second, his eighth. People.com says…
Gibson, 53, said he took the blame for the divorce. “My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we’ve been separated ever since then. These things happen. It’s unfortunate, it’s sad, but you know she is an admirable woman … we’re friends. Look, when it’s all said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself. I’m to blame. If you’re inclined to judge, put it here.”
Leno then joked with Gibson about his dating a younger woman. “What, is she 17, 18?” Leno asked. Leno then said, “The rumor I have heard is that you guys are going to have a child?” Gibson then confirmed, “This is true. We’re gonna have a child.”
Piling it on, Leno joked, “So that will make 29? “
Hahaha, oh that Jay! 29?! That’s a very high number haha! It’s unlikely Mel would have that many kids, and in fact it is more than he has, so the joke works on lots of different levels. It was an extra treat for people who had caught their breath after laughing at the “17 or 18” joke. This was like a comedy workshop. The next time he has Mel on he should mention her height. “Your girlfriend sure is tall, what is she, like, 12 feet tall?” Oh my God, haha, can you imagine! TWELVE!?! Can you even say that stuff on TV? I hope he won’t get fined.
Fist
Well, I’m not going to lie. That felt good. Its a shame really, cause I thought we could have spent all morning ragging on that French goblin taking a dump on the beach.
Can we go back to the naked french girl??
You’re seriously making fun of Jay Leno for not being funny? I think Alanis would incorrectly call that ironic.
Its not ironic, its just a coincindence that Jay Leno isnt funny either
I caught onto that too, DD. This new writer guy best not ever make fun of Rodney Dangerfield, cause if he does he’ll deserve to be drowned in his own beer shit filled toilet.
I think he’s pushing it to be making fun of Jay Leno, at least he used to be a real comedian
Isn’t that like winning the Special ‘Lympics and calling the guy who came in second a “retard”?
People in glass houses should learn to dress in their basements.
Hey at least Mel owned up to being an ass hat. He gets a half a point for that. Now if he could quit cranking out the babies, that would be better
He’s a catholic, they still think the rhythm method is good contraception
mel gibson in (re)production again
Yesterday’s the Tonight Show was a rare treat for both of Mel Gibson’s fans as Mel made his 21st appearance one for the history books looking like he endured another “Tequila Sunrise” “Punishment”. Mel, with his “Braveheart” not only admitted to the rumored “Conspiracy Theory” about his being an adulterer with lecherous overtones who knows “What Women Want” but also that his sperm must be “Forever Young” as he has impregnated his new Pedobear approved chippie. Although “Lethal Weapon 5: Mel’s Penis” is has wrapped production for now, rest assured that Mrs. Gibson will get her “Payback” for this “Father’s Day” surprise by having Mel’s ‘nads as “Ransom” until the divorce settlement is signed.
ITS LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ok that’s enough of that shit.
sup bitches. Mel’s starting his own super-race of jewhaters. I’m going to laugh when he tries to take DD out and she castrates him.
“He’s a catholic, they still think the rhythm method is good contraception”
Rem, trouble is, Mel forgets that Caucasians and rhythm are mutually incompatible…
I was born a poor black child…
How does that explain african catholics Rick??
Mel’s got enough money to impregnate the women on this board and still buy a football league. The laws of economics need not apply.
Now show some tite on this site!
Lo, just because you have money doesn’t mean you need to be having litters of kids.
“How does that explain african catholics Rick??”
Point the first: I never indicated I was a slave to the theory…
Point the second: Even the best “dancers” trip over more than the light fantastic…
Point the third: As the ultimate source of my new religion, voodoo, Africa holds many dark mysteries close to its breast…yay alcohol and “natural herbal medicine”!!
“just because you have money doesn’t mean you need to be having litters of kids.”
B, sug, I have a C-note in my pocket and access to alcohol and roofies…does that rate at least a practice session? lol ;)
as if it matters…new thread…now with Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse…Charlotte Gainsbourg having already accounted for Famine…