05.18.2009 Mels woman is pregnant, part 2

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Back at the end of April, the Sun UK reported that Mel Gibsons commie girlfriend was telling friends she was pregnant.  Then three weeks of nothing, and now today TMZ is saying the same, adding in their report that she is in her second trimester, and also a picture of Ashlee Simpson.  Take that Sun UK!

We’ve learned Mel Gibson’s girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child.  Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children about the news.  By the way, Oksana is living in a house Mel got for her. And guess what else? Until recently, Oksana was living in a house purchased by songwriter/producer David Foster, with whom she also had a relationship.

Wow this bitch really lands on her feet.  David Foster used to be married to Brody Jenners mom.  That dude could make a pile of money and walk to the moon.  Oksana already has one kid, and that kids dad was the James Bond between Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan.  She keeps dating older but richer men.  Mel better make sure she knows Mr. Burns is just a cartoon.

(24) Comments

  1. snatch 05/18/2009 14:23

    first
    I am now drunk with power

    what? this means nothing?
    damn

  2. Mac-Daddy 05/18/2009 14:33

    Who cares!! It’s not mine!

  3. SCUM 05/18/2009 14:37

    3rd?

  4. SCUM 05/18/2009 14:37

    I am 1/3 as cool as Snatch.

  5. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/18/2009 14:42

    Snatch….

    …I have never been so excited as to see you on top……

  6. fukU 05/18/2009 14:49

    Mel Got Old!

  7. CB007 05/18/2009 14:50

    Alright, why can’t you see posters photos larger than that little thumbnail???

  8. Nancy Reagan 05/18/2009 15:06

    Russian chicks are either really hot or look like trucks. This one is pretty cute…

    You know what they say about hot chicks? It doesn’t matter how hot they are…there is at least one guy out there that is sick of her shit…

  9. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/18/2009 15:34

    Nancy Reagan…..

    …I agree with your generalization……

    ….but with regard to specifics….you either need a new monitor or new glasses…….

  10. Nancy Reagan 05/18/2009 15:43

    Uh…I’m not really sure what you are saying, but that chick is hot.

    Oh sure…it’s fun to go along with the crowd, slap each other on the back, and say things like, “Yeah!! She sucks!! What an ugly chick!! Oh!! She is totally gross looking, ew!! Russian tits, yuck!! Poor Mel!! He sticks his cock in that?!! I can’t believe it!! He has sure hit the bottom of the barrel hasn’t he!!”

    In reality, you know she is perfectly acceptable. Besides, I don’t think the original jackass WWTDD writer even exists anymore, so you really shouldn’t feel like you have to bruise your knees schlobbing his knob. Ya’ know?

  11. Barb Dwyer 05/18/2009 15:46

    There’s no fool like an old fool…..and she has the face of Octomom.

  12. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/18/2009 15:48

    I’m not a knob-schlobber…..but I’m not condemning you …..a guy’s gotta make ends meet.

    This story has been covered several times….numerous pictures of the chick have been displayed…..

    The Slavic face has tripped her up this time.

    She is a Russian Wolf-Hound…….

  13. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/18/2009 15:49

    Nancy Reagan 15:43….

    just to clarify….I agree…most Russians are hot….

    ..this one…no way…

  14. Nancy Reagan 05/18/2009 15:52

    OK…to each his own. I think she looks great.

  15. Mony Vibescu 05/18/2009 17:09

    Fuck you, Barb! You petulant twat! You cause my hot jissom to flow in reverse. The moon is white like her spend.

    The whore parts her beige thighs… I am ready for the slave fest… bring me a mother of three boys… I will open her cunt to the violence of my consciousness.

  16. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 05/19/2009 03:52

    Yeah but his money is not old according to this ugly ass whore

  17. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 05/19/2009 03:55

    Clearly her lips looks like octomom.Mel must really like em ugly cuz hes ex wife is no model looking either

  18. nipluvr 05/19/2009 03:59

    CB007 asked . . . “Alright, why can’t you see posters photos larger than that little thumbnail???”

    Ahhh, but you can!

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 05/19/2009 04:58

    People, people, people…focus here…the story is not how butt-ugly is Mel’s new squeeze…the story is that Gibson has found new breeding stock…I see yet another sequel in Mel’s future…Lethal Weapon 5: Return of the Inseminator…I think it’ll be a horror flick…

  20. Lo Rider 05/19/2009 05:29

    Mel better have a pre-nup in place. Of course, if she’s already sporting a financial stake, er, baby, then pre-nups are pretty much useless. Mel’s theoretically got way more money than he can spend in his lifetime so why shouldn’t he go out and bang hot young tail before his magic wand runs out of ammo?

    You GO Mel Gibson!

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