05.12.2009 Now we’re gettin somewhere

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Are pictures of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini a big deal? If so that is so sad I don’t even wanna think about it. The picture source (mavrix) said why she was in Miami and I started to read what they said but then I realized it couldn’t possibly matter so I stopped. She’s face down and mostly naked with something over her head so I assume she’s practicing for an audition.


(137) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 05/12/2009 08:20

    No clue who they are but…sure, I’ll fuck ‘em if no one else will!

  2. Watt(Power) 05/12/2009 08:21

    I’d stick my dick down her throat and fertilize her stomach

  3. Mac-Daddy 05/12/2009 08:21

    10 pictures of all of the same thing!!

    Is it really worth it?

    WTF! Just post 3 different shots!!!

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 05/12/2009 08:23

    “Are pictures of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini a big deal? If so that is so sad I don’t even wanna think about it.”

    They must be…you posted the pap’s entire roll…with no sweet, comforting flash of nipple at all…

  5. Slaappy 05/12/2009 08:23

    Wow those Pics suck! Since it is Titty Tuesday here you go
    <=====8

  6. SomeoneluvsU 05/12/2009 08:24

    Via Twitter:
    “My hair sucks in humidity!” about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry

    I think she might be deep

  7. Watt(Power) 05/12/2009 08:24

    She’s one of those disney channel brats. I’d wipe my dick off on her teddybear

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/12/2009 08:24

    Shitty pictures, Shitty anecdotes = FAIL POST

  9. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 08:24

    The girl in the zebra printed bottoms is exactly the kind of girl I’d need a buddy to hold her head down on the beach chair while I spring up from behind, pull the bathing suit down and quickly run my tongue from the top of her mound to the small of her back…

    …then vanish into the shadows of the palm trees

  10. Frank 05/12/2009 08:25

    Which one of these two is the “celebrity”?

  11. Mac-Daddy 05/12/2009 08:25

    Pic 2: head up
    Pic 3: head down
    Pic 4: head up again
    Pic 5: head down again
    Pics 6 - 8: head up up and up
    Pic 9: ohhh down again
    Pic 10…wow, she’s up

    She’s really moving now boys, Click those pictures at 1000 times a second!!!

    DUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/12/2009 08:25

    you checked her twitter? hahahahahahahah

  13. Mac-Daddy 05/12/2009 08:26

    NOWTHAT I TYPED THAT AND READ IT BACK….

    MAYBE SHE’S PRACTICING TO GIVE BLOW JOBS!

  14. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 08:27

    Slaaapy, your avatar could end wars.

  15. The Irreverent Tony Stark 05/12/2009 08:27

    ::peaks over Wall Street Journal::

    I waited all morning for this?

    ::goes back to reading WSJ::

    Hmm,looks like GM is going to fail as badly as this post…

  16. GeneralDouchery 05/12/2009 08:27

    I dunno who they are but one of them has a really questionable nose job.

  17. Mac-Daddy 05/12/2009 08:27

    lol@checking her twitter!

    FAG!

  18. leftnutofjesus 05/12/2009 08:30

    they don’t have trampstamps.

    they probably swallow everything, even the condom.

    bitches be going green.

  19. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 08:31

    “I dunno who they are but one of them has a really questionable nose job.”

    That’d be Pap Snip.

  20. JimmyMcGinty 05/12/2009 08:31

    I come to work to escape these Disney bitches and those damn twins in a hotel and on a boat.

    Shit like this needs to stop now. They aren’t legal and are oiled in tiny swimsuits? It is enough to severely confuse my poor penis.

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