Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.
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Who’s Pitbull?
“…he’s pretty calm when shit goes down.”
Except when Mike Vick came to the show.
…I’ll go sit in the corner now…
Looks like they used up the budget for good A-list stories with all the bikini pictures yesterday.
who?? WTF IS THIS?
There are half nakid pictures out of Katey Perry at other sites, and all we get is this shit????
I am normally an animal rights guy…but if this Pitbull were to be put down, I doubt it would significantly impact my psyche…
my leg’s asleep
Who??
What is making me giggle right now is Tony and Mac-Daddy’s avatars lining up so well.
Did the superficial take over this site because this entry is lame? What the fuck is this? Who the fuck is Pitbull? What am I going to have for lunch today? A hispanic supreme court justice?
In an effort to not sound redundant, who?
“Alison Lohman’s New Role Drove Her To Tequila”
This just makes me even madder at my HS guidance counselor…
Z, I’m not sure how I feel about your knowing my age.
How come DBA? Because you can’t pretend to be a hot piece of ass online anymore? All that shit you talked about me not getting any from you at the upcoming Nascar event was RIGHT… because I don’t fuck 43 year old hags.
wigger henry rollins here makes Body Count sound like Led Zeppelin and down here, when a wigger clasps hands with a negro, then knocks the shit out of him, other black people beat said wigger to death.
I’d love to see Pitbull vs. Akon in a match to the death. and i will personally kill the winner.
Z only fucks ten year old boys.
i have no words for this…it’s just asinine.
but i’m glad to see the z that i know and love is here today.
What makes you think you can throw dollar bills at a rapper like he’s a stripper? Dollar bills, really? Shit, strippers do it for money and even they don’t like THROWING them like that. I place it gently in their thong with my face. Strippers that is, not rappers.
i’d love to see all white rappers dead in condemned basement with wild cats eating them slowly.
throw in a couple crackheads sucking their toes and i’ll be flogging the bishop.
metro,
the black guy was only trying to pay for one of the best nobjobs he’d ever gotten.
Zombie knows all, Zombie sees all…