06.23.2009 1923 - 2009

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TV legend Ed McMahon died this morning from unknown causes at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in LA. He was 86.

McMahon was a Marine Corps pilot in both WWII and the Korean wars, co-hosted the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson for 30 years, hosted Star Search for 12 and was a Budweiser spokesmen for over two decades. But he’s not the only one who lived life to the fullest. For example, I’ve been thinking of taking a samba class.

(141) Comments

  1. SinDs 06/23/2009 06:43

    86 aint a bad life, i hope to make it half as long

  2. CodPiece 06/23/2009 06:46

    I guess he won’t be showing up at my door with a giant check anytime soon.

  3. WhoIsThisGuy 06/23/2009 06:46

    I just wished he showed up to my door once…with that big fat Publisher’s Clearing House check.

    R.I.P. ya big old teddy bear

  4. WhoIsThisGuy 06/23/2009 06:47

    Shit Cod! Great minds think alike!

  5. SuperB 06/23/2009 06:55

    no more Heeeeeeeereeeees Johnny….

  6. Rokan 06/23/2009 06:57

    Reposting,

    Zombie,

    You are a gentleman.
    In all fairness, the only “middle-aged hairy old man sitting at his computer jerking off to your lonely, pathetic, comments,” that you can prove that I personally fantasized and beat the meat to was Brain Salido.

    We broke it off a few months ago.

    In my defense, I did think he was a “Frag Doll, bubble-wrap popping, 20 something chick who liked anal.” So there.

  7. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 06:59

    Classy gent.

    RIP.

    *pours some out for his nigguh ed$*

  8. The Irascible Tony Stark 06/23/2009 06:59

    Why does it sound like Michael Jackson is in Coheed and Cambria?

  9. Zombie 06/23/2009 06:59

    By the way Rokan, I see Diane and SuperB here. I’m sure Bella will be around at some point. Why can’t you talk to them? Because they don’t play along with your constant desperation fest?

  10. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/23/2009 07:01

    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
    POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky!

    On another note:

    Listen, I liked Ed as much as the next person who remembers who the fuck he was before he started shoving Publisher’s Clearing House up every redneck’s ass but really…

    No tits + No funny + No tits + No funny = NO TITS AND NO FUNNY

  11. Rokan 06/23/2009 07:05

    Zombie,

    I am horny. I refuse to apologize when girls give me a boner. I have a high level of confidence that the said three Durdenistas above all have working vaginas which is 90% of what I need to hit on a girl.

    Sup and I are friends, DD and I are destined to make beautiful Jewish/Italian anal babies, and I just met Bella.

    So quit cock-blocking me here.

  12. fukU 06/23/2009 07:06

    Only in America can someone be famous and Rich for doing nothing! He then proceeded to go Bankrupt and was bailed out by people who felt sorry for him!

  13. SuperB 06/23/2009 07:09

    anal babies..that makes me cringe

  14. Zombie 06/23/2009 07:11

    Rokan, you get a boner from typed words? Man everytime I begin to have a little faith in you, you shatter all of that by proving yourself to be the most pathetic wad of shit in the history of this site. And please explain to me exactly how I have cock-blocked you? No wait, don’t. I honestly can’t believe I’m even talking to you about this ridiculous nonsense.

  15. Zombie 06/23/2009 07:12

    SuperB: Game 1 Regular Season - Philadelphia Eagles vs Carolina Panthers in Charlotte. It’s on!

  16. dirtydiane 06/23/2009 07:12

    wait…i thought being cock-blocked meant you actually had to have some kind of chance at success to being with? ;)

  17. CodPiece 06/23/2009 07:13

    I couldn’t get hard from typing. Hell it feels like I’m working on a spreadsheet everytime I post on here as it is.

  18. dirtydiane 06/23/2009 07:14

    *to begin…

    argh!!

  19. RemSteale 06/23/2009 07:16

    Who??

  20. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 07:16

    Ouch. First DD demands 8 orgasms per session then lowblows poor rokan

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