06.08.2009 Brett Michaels almost died

I’m sure there was a perfectly logical reason for Poison to perform entertain be on stage at the Tony awards last night, but I could live a hundred years and never guess what that might have been. They sang a number they call “Don’t Need Nothing” and then (*wink*) they add “But A Good Time” in parenthethes. After that the stage dropped on Brett Michael’s head, a number the audience called, “The Most Awesome Thing We’ve Ever Seen Here”.

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  1. dirtydiane 06/08/2009 07:08

    ahahahaa!!! that’s what you get for dating flea-infested retarded plastic ex-hookers, bret.

  2. Lo 06/08/2009 07:09

    Don’t need nothing (wink) but a hard hat

  3. Texas Stunt Sock 06/08/2009 07:12

    Fallen Angle (Iron)?

  4. Lo 06/08/2009 07:13

    Diane you sound bitter. It’s not completely unattractive

  5. Hackneed Fraise 06/08/2009 07:14

    their performance really brought down the house.

  6. Sloppy Joe 06/08/2009 07:16

    That was more enjoyable than all of the Rock of Love episodes combined.

  7. dirtydiane 06/08/2009 07:16

    not at all, lo. i just have no sympathy for anyone today.

  8. Hackneed Fraise 06/08/2009 07:16

    … and DD, are you saying that flea-infested retarded plastic ex-hookers don’t need love? (I mean, in addition to cash, cocaine and unwavering supervision so they don’t steal your shit)

  9. Bella 06/08/2009 07:17

    Bahahaha….that made my damn day and it’s still early and thanks for the chuckle Lo!! ;)

  10. dirtydiane 06/08/2009 07:19

    hey, fat girls need love too, hackneed…you take your pick. :)

  11. Hackneed Fraise 06/08/2009 07:23

    I choose “C: Neither of the above”

  12. dirtydiane 06/08/2009 07:23

    you have chosen wisely.

  13. Lo 06/08/2009 07:31

    Most hookers aren’t fat, are they? I thought cocaine was supposed to help you keep the weight off!

  14. yelraf 06/08/2009 07:34

    So, just exactly was Poison doing at the friggn’ Tony awards, anyway? That makes no sense at all.

  15. tblaney6591 06/08/2009 07:35

    That’s what you get for lip-synching a piece of shit song at a homo convention.

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  16. dirtydiane 06/08/2009 07:36

    just me or does CC DeVille look like the afghan hound from Lady and the Tramp?

    does he make his hair big to hide his ginormous nose?

  17. Hackneed Fraise 06/08/2009 07:36

    Lo: Sure, in a perfect world it would, that’s why they need to switch to heroin to get the weight-loss program on track. And speaking of drugs, “Weeds” starts up again tonight!

  18. Lo 06/08/2009 07:36

    “Poison - The Musical”

  19. Lo 06/08/2009 07:38

    Now that’d be damned ironic

  20. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/08/2009 07:38

    Don’t need nothing but a neck brace,
    How did I do this?
    Don’t need nothing but a neck brace,
    And it don’t get more embarrassing than this.

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