06.17.2009 Chasity is too fat for a sex change

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I can’t see one single reason, from a physical stand point, why Chastity Bono would have been unhappy in life as a woman. She gave being a girl her best shot, it just didn’t work out, so now it’s time to saw off her breasts and sew up her clitoris. Or is it?  Dun Dun Dun….

The first photos of Chaz Bono have surfaced since the daughter of legendary singing duo Sonny and Cher began hormonal treatment in preparation for a sex change.
While the transgender offspring of the two pop icons has not changed much in terms of physical appearance, sources close to the author/musician say she may have to lose weight in order to proceed with the surgery.

To be clear, it’s not a health risk to have the surgery at this weight, it’s just that the operating table was made of steel for some reason instead of a solid slab of unbreakable rock that fell here from space.

(story source = fox news. image source = splash news online)


(156) Comments

  1. RedRage 06/17/2009 11:34

    She’s so fat she’ll never see whats between her legs anyways.

  2. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/17/2009 11:34

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    This is fucking priceless. NPD didn’t even have to write anything for me to actually laugh out loud.

    Better to not read his crap…

  3. DB's Treasure 06/17/2009 11:36

    This guy should star in Entourage.

  4. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/17/2009 11:38

    Ugh…I read it…

    Unfunny.

  5. Mel 06/17/2009 11:38

    I didn’t know that kid from the Man Show was Cher and Sonnys child….huh.

  6. SinDs 06/17/2009 11:38

    AH!

  7. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/17/2009 11:39

    If you vote on that Bruno thing I swear I will find and sterilize you.

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 06/17/2009 11:39

    Chaz to reprise classic, iconic John Candy role in

    “Uncle…what da fuck??” due out Christmas 2010 to a theater near you…

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 06/17/2009 11:40

    “She’s so fat she’ll never see whats between her legs anyways.”

    Unfortunately, I can attest to that…and she’s already likely better hung pre-surgery than I am…

  10. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/17/2009 11:41

    this man bitch reminds me of John Goodman for some reason.

  11. SuperB 06/17/2009 11:41

    That can’t be her car…there is no rainbow flag on the back window!

  12. CodPiece 06/17/2009 11:42

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hlsqHuoC5Q&feature=related

    Whatever happened to good times?

  13. SCUM 06/17/2009 11:42

    WOW, Barret Robbins is in sad shape.

  14. SinDs 06/17/2009 11:43

    her boobs really throw me off. i don’t know what to think when i look at that picture…

  15. RedRage 06/17/2009 11:43

    Her t-shirt is an artists rendering of her vagrino. Imagine the stench of her growler after a hot day in the LA sun.

  16. SCUM 06/17/2009 11:44

    I heard she/him/it/shim was going to be in the Jackie Gleason Story on wifetime.

  17. dirtydiane 06/17/2009 11:44

    re: previous thread-

    i was at the red dog. there’s a place called red light nights that is in a part of town you and i are too white and too unarmed to be in.

  18. Mel 06/17/2009 11:44

    Wow…Artie Lange really do lose some weight

  19. Bella 06/17/2009 11:44

    I feel for poor Chaz….

    Life’s tough when you crave dick and can’t get any…

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