You may think it would be hard to pick up girls if you look like Danny DeVito, but as he proved yesterday on live TV, you just have to be resourceful. Try drinking beer at 8am, and burping. Girls like that. Also ramble on about nothing and make weird faces. After that, if you notice for some reason that your penis is still not inside her mouth, that’s when you make coy references to her vagina and how you’d like to see it.
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You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boys hole…
You gotta pay the toll to get in!
Fuck!
Second.
Danny is proof that fat, balding guys are really sex machines…thanks, Danny…
Bases loaded, Zombie’s on third.
The penalty for speech… must be that it wears out the mouth and the ear.
Hey guess what everyone?
EVERYONE SUCKS.
I hate everything.
Fuck everyone that’s why.
Cunts.
Fucking prick.
atta boy Danny!
My hero, he should have just done the interview with his ball bag hanging out of his pants for extra credit.
Danny’s almost as smooth as some of you….
deVito can not do 69.
Dirt Pénis, you do something other than “First!”?
“Danny’s almost as smooth as some of you….”
Almost? I learned how to impress the ladies by watching him on “Taxi”
Christ’s whore, I want to rest my secreting balls on Bella’s white thigh. White as the lunar ejaculation beading across the firmament.
Danny’s secret is he really doesnt give a flying fuck what anyone thinks of him.
He’s short, bald, fat and still famous and well off.
I want that three minutes back.
jesus, she’s boring. i’d stick danny’s dick in her mouth just to shut her the fuck up.
You’re starting to get my Irish up Mony….
WTF does it take for you to give it a rest?
When you look like Danny Devito, at some point, you just got to say “Fuck it! I don’t give a shit anymore!”