You may think it would be hard to pick up girls if you look like Danny DeVito, but as he proved yesterday on live TV, you just have to be resourceful. Try drinking beer at 8am, and burping. Girls like that. Also ramble on about nothing and make weird faces. After that, if you notice for some reason that your penis is still not inside her mouth, that’s when you make coy references to her vagina and how you’d like to see it.
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