Yesterday I was throwing a little hissy fit because I thought Playboy was running an old Olivia Munn picture on their July cover, but today they have her pictures online and OH MY FUCKING GOD she looks terrific. She’s not actually naked, but it’s close enough. I’ve actually been working on a plan to make her my girlfriend. Here’s my plan so far: abduct Olivia Munn. Ta-da!
(hq jump = here. image source = playboy cyber club)
FIST FUCK.
Snatch.
I like girls because they have three holes and no poles.
Four score and several ho’s ago.
In the 5 hole.
Nothing to see her, move along….
Slow down I am posting to fast, I dont want to blow my wad yet.
/hello this is Johnny Wadd….Im on the case!
I would like to clean her with my tongue.
The way things have been here, the day will end with a Pawn & Kunt + 8 post that will stay on top all weekend…kinda like Pawn himself…
She needs to be WAY more nakeder. (I made it up, wanna fight about it?)
(p) since I don’t watch the shit, I was flipping through channels, and saw something like John and Kate seperate lives. So really, they are publicizing their split up?
and here’s another shot that may grace the site all weekend (SFW)
http://tinyurl.com/loq6ys
B…I honestly don’t know…I’d wager that both of the unemployed, money-hungry craptards will keep the show going to keep getting a paycheck to feed the waterheads…
Ah, the old “hair over the titties with the nipples airbrushed out” trick…I hate you Playboy. And Friday.
more news of the crap-tacular…
“Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas were on Larry King last night and Larry hit them with the hard question, ‘Do you have a girlfriend?’ Joe responded that he did indeed have a girlfriend, although his girlfriends is not as famous as Nick’s girlfriend Miley Cyrus. Kevin then said that he has been with his girlfriend for a while and that ’she’s an amazing girl.’”
No confirmation yet from the JoBros that Ricky Martin played matchmaker for the boys…
Can someone please tell me what the fuck is the point of having non-nude photos of hot celebrity females in playboy? And to further that, wtf is the point of linking to those non nudes?
King, what pat of Ca, are you from again>
King, what part of Ca, are you from again>
Rick, I beg of you, please NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN post ANY Jonas brothers information. If you do it again your man card will be instantly revoked.