06.12.2009 Kate Gosselin might be the devil

If you we’re making an episode of the A-Team, and you needed to establish how evil your bad guy was, one way to show that would be to have them living it up in a big mansion while the town they rule is real poor. And they could walk the streets drinking delicious water in front of little kids on the verge of dehydration. This clip of Kate Gosselin is like that, except it’s real life, and instead of random Mexican kids, it’s her own god damn daughter.

Here we see Plus 8 chasing fireflies and playing kick the can. Oh wait no they’re in a television studio so Kate can use them as props while she does an interview. While they wait, Mady says she’s thirsty. Kate ignores her. Mady says it again. Kate asks for a bottle of water, then takes a sip herself, then puts it away. Mady is, at best, three inches away when this happens. Mady says, “You’re really really mean, you drank it right in front of my face.” And Kate says, “Be quiet.” Then, FOR THE SECOND GOD DAMN TIME, Kate pretends as if she’s going to give a sip of water to adorable little girl, but then doesn’t.

It’s … I can’t … even …. she’s so cold, it feels like watching Ralph Fienes shoot that little kid in the back in Schindlers List.  And he was a Nazi.  Who ran a concentration camp.  Even crocodiles provide for their kids, and they eat half of them.

(159) Comments

  1. Watt(Power) 06/12/2009 05:21

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  14. pepper 06/12/2009 05:25

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  17. Lo 06/12/2009 05:27

    Wow, and I though I was irritating!

    Reformed and recycled ugly fat chicks, like Kate, are the reason wife beaters has proliferated over the ages. We’ve all seen the real, non-TV Kate (well, at least the phucking losers who watch this show and somehow elevated her to be a constant subject on this board) and we all know it’s only a matter of time til she’s once again, a pig.

    Make hay while the sun shines, beast!

  18. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 06/12/2009 05:27

    She’s probably not giving it to her because it’s really vodka. If I had eight kids, I’d be constantly getting sloshed to forget about how miserable my life is.

  19. Watt(Power) 06/12/2009 05:28

    They shot her uterus up with a turkey baster because Jon’s penis got bitten off years ago.

  20. RemSteale 06/12/2009 05:29

    Where the fuck are the child protection folks when you need them??

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