Melissa Joan Hart was a celebrity according to wikipedia, and this weeks People magazine confirms it. She’s on the cover, and my sources tell me it’s because a horrifying photo (above) led the Sabrina star, 33, to take control. So she lost 42 LBS! This comeback is very important to Melissa, and no punkass cancer patient better get in her way.
(Melissa) was overheard off-camera at KTLA in Los Angeles on Friday saying how she’d been hoping last week that cancer-stricken Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die — and thus bump Hart off the cover of People magazine.
It’s too bad that Farrah had to go and selfishly live, because if she died Melissa might be desperate enough to have done a “Weekend at Bernies” thing and stole her corpse and put some sunglasses on her and then driven around town in a convertible. She could force a broom through the bottom of her passenger seat and then push Farrah down on that to keep her upright like when you roast a turkey, then hook a stick to Farrahs hand so she could make her wave. Another good idea would be to have a tape that says, “Hi, good to see you too. Yes I feel great thank you for asking.” Then Melissa would need to drive away very fast because that may or may not be what the person asked.
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LAP BAND LAP BAND TRA LA LA LA LA
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!! That is awesome.
The comment that old-balls-Sabrina made, not the actual post. The post was fucking lame.
Blah, hit it, blah, still would, blah, tap that, blah, done worse, blah, Peppers gay, blah, CB is Doc, blah, NPD sucks, Blah.
whoa, sabrina was a fatty!
didn’t she having a hairy talking pussy?
I go to lunch and the only post with a hot chick in weeks is missed, damn. Sabrina the Teenage Witch, lol, I don’t like her, but do any of you remember when she was in Maxim years ago. Looked good then I guess.
Thanks for the synopsis Scum
re previous Headly, if you end up there and some shorter guys with brown hair is there, tell em that you know Pee the Bed Mikey…
bwahahahaha
Scum, I got a real chuckle outta that. Pretty much sums it up!
Super, pure fucking evil woman.
I could actually smell the stink of this post from my office.
Oh man, we may have to make a special trip now, Sup!
I find her fairly pedestrian at her hottest.
Scum…didya miss the day where he admitted to peeing on me twice in one trip? Uh yeah…
Guys name is Tom..
BTW, when I referenced missing the hot chick post I meant Alesandra, I unfortunately made it back just in time for this one…
SuperB, my husband has done that drunk, he actually tried to pee in the washing machine once too and when I asked him what the hell he was doing he said I am taking a piss, what does it look like. He will NEVER live down peeing on me.
Super, I remember all to well. LOL.
I feel it’s time to go whenever a place gets to the point where the question ‘How many chicks in here have been peed on?’ is asked …
oh i’ve been peed on as well…it happens to the best of us!