The timeline for last night seems to be that Paris Hilton broke up with Greg (aka, “Doug”) Reinhardt, then hit some clubs, then about two hours later she went home with international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. She’s nothing if not resilient.
They both went to MyHouse last night and left at around 3 AM for a Ron-dezvous at Nicky Hilton’s pad, according to X17. Cristiano left at around 5 AM
Um, so I don’t actually care about Paris Hilton or the list of victims her poisoned womb is attacking, but I very much do care about hot Asian girls who are mostly naked. In honor of that, hey look, it’s Jamie Chung. The last 4 pictures were in a magazine but the first three have never been seen before. Big deal photographer Randall Slavin (more from him here and here) took them for Maxim. Ronaldo should have put the moves on Jamie instead. Why Paris? You might as well fuck a garbage can. Her vagina has just as much room and disease, but at least the garbage can won’t make you listen to it’s crappy record.