The timeline for last night seems to be that Paris Hilton broke up with Greg (aka, “Doug”) Reinhardt, then hit some clubs, then about two hours later she went home with international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. She’s nothing if not resilient.
They both went to MyHouse last night and left at around 3 AM for a Ron-dezvous at Nicky Hilton’s pad, according to X17. Cristiano left at around 5 AM
Um, so I don’t actually care about Paris Hilton or the list of victims her poisoned womb is attacking, but I very much do care about hot Asian girls who are mostly naked. In honor of that, hey look, it’s Jamie Chung. The last 4 pictures were in a magazine but the first three have never been seen before. Big deal photographer Randall Slavin (more from him here and here) took them for Maxim. Ronaldo should have put the moves on Jamie instead. Why Paris? You might as well fuck a garbage can. Her vagina has just as much room and disease, but at least the garbage can won’t make you listen to it’s crappy record.
My penis is furious. Must fuck her!
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ!!!!!
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN’ THEY JIGZ!!!
Fist.
You sly nigglet, you!
Ronaldinho > Ronaldo
^scary
I am sooooo about to heat up some pizza.
penis
Sit down DB. I got this. Just do a J
Watt, I am the Highlander of the NIGZ AND PIGZ!!!
Captains face is the sad aftermath of contact with Paris’ soul snatching disease drooling bleeding frontbutt
Watt and DB are sharing a brain. Just as I always suspected.
So a dirty mexican fucked a rich white slut?
I don’t always drink beer. But when I do…I choose Dos Equis…
…stay thirsty, my friends
sounds like LA to me, cod.
Cod - I didn’t know Paris was mexican…
Sorry, DB.
All I got’s piss-warm Chango.
“He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt”
I am Duncan MacLeod of the Clan Macleod. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Anybody want a peanut?