06.19.2009 Shut the hell up Ashton

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Hollywood actors are often pretty dumb, and many really famous actors are practically retarded. Their job is to read a sentence and then a few days later say it out loud, and they can rarely even do that on the first try, but for some reason they think this makes them experts on a wide range of topics. This is very rarely true.  Remember when Cameron Diaz went on Oprah and said that if you didn’t vote for John Kerry rape would be legal.  Well we didn’t, and trust me it’s not.  If it was I’d be hiding in Megan Fox’s closet right now.  Oh but look, I’m rambling.  Let’s see what Ashton Kutcher has on his mind today.  Yahoo says…

“Kutcher has taken to his Twitter blog to voice support for the Iranian people - and urge US officials not to get involved in the uprising.
‘Considering how well fighting 4 freedom in Iraq went, I dont know that we should B jumping in2 this Iran deal. I think that truly the only people that can change things in Iran are the Iranians themselves and they seem to be speaking their minds now.’”

Hmm.  Should we B jumping in2 this?  I thought so be4 but now 404.  I’d like to hear what Drew Barrymore has to say about Iran before I make up my mind.  Drew, ?4U.  Srs Bzns.  I’m sending a reminder kitty kat so you don’t forget.   =^..^=

(69) Comments

  1. Watt(Power) 06/19/2009 14:06

    He should punk the president of iran.

  2. Watt(Power) 06/19/2009 14:06

    Fist nigz pigz etc

  3. Tito's Appendix 06/19/2009 14:07

    Ashton Kutcher voiced his support! Now all will be well in Iran.

  4. Watt(Power) 06/19/2009 14:13

    I’m taking a shit right now

  5. Steve Optimo 06/19/2009 14:14

    He’s a big giant douche.

  6. Squall 06/19/2009 14:16

    Holy shit, that was actually funny.

  7. ChickenFucker 06/19/2009 14:25

    Why the fuck is he dressed like he’s about to jump into a 1950’s race car and pop round to see Mimsy and George for a round of Martinis and golf. He looks like James Bond would if they made it 60 years ago and had it written by toffs.

  8. The Mildly Tanned Knight 06/19/2009 14:33

    I don’t know what you’re talking about. I get all my serious news from Ashton Kutcher (unless he disagrees with Matt Damon). Then again, I’m perfectly willing to completely chuck all my opinions if a hot starlet is willing to convince me.

    Of course if Madonna says something, it’s a sure sign you have to believe the opposite. I’m thinking Betty White’s vagina has to be more appealing. {shudder}

  9. mr intolerant 06/19/2009 14:39

    carrying water for the big jew.

    I hope he gets fucking cancer.

  10. SCUM 06/19/2009 14:40

    This is news why?

  11. CarlitoSantiagoDoe 06/19/2009 14:50

    He’s a douche; he’s unnaturally attractive wife is a douche . . . but gawddammnit he actually made some sense. Even a blind hooker sometimes makes me nut.

  12. Terrence Maddox 06/19/2009 14:50

    When the fuck did the “dumb one” on That 70’s Show become a person that we should pay attention to?

  13. tblaney6591 06/19/2009 14:53

    The only bigger idiot than Ashton Kutcher is anyone who fucking reads his Twitter page.

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  14. mr intolerant 06/19/2009 15:09

    i’m suprised he has time to tear himself away from his devotion to darfur or any other jewy cause.

  15. Mony Vibescu 06/19/2009 15:36

    I want to fuck Cameron’s nose. I’m sure she’s provided an entrance for countless mulattos by way of her pestilential snout!

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  17. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 06/19/2009 17:00

    Well I’m sold, lets put him in charge of the planet and let him solve all our problems with his mental acumen.

  18. bellatrixx 06/19/2009 17:06

    wow, what a dumbass!

  19. kome_kryant 06/19/2009 17:30

    i guess these fucks only want to promote: HOPE, UNITY, PROGRESS in the US.

  20. Vulcan Science 06/19/2009 18:07

    Let’s see what Ashton Kutcher has on his mind today

    I know..do Demi, make leftist remarks, plan a stupid punking, do demi again, this time in input #3
    Not bad for a guy on the 70’s show

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