After dancing around the obvious yesterday, it’s finally be stated officially by police in Thailand that David Carradine might have died as the result of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Radar reports…
“There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied to his genitals, and the two ropes were tied together and they hung in the closet,” Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said, the Times Online reported. “Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide.”
TMZ adds that Carradines family thinks foul play was involved.
Chuck Binder, Carradine’s manager, tells us he firmly believes Carradine did not take his own life — nor does he think David died accidentally. Binder says the family has been told Carradine’s hands were immobilized by the rope.
Well, I mean, c’mon. He wasn’t murdered. It was whores. And I’m not gonna lie to you. I’ve seen better ideas. If you’re trusting that the 15-year-old prostitute you picked up in a foreign land can undue your life threatening knots while her tiny hands are covered in astroglide and semen, it’s possible you didn’t really think this plan all the way through.
I’d dork the peacock looking bitch to his left, our right.
So many words, so little so say.
Now now Tito……
…the final paragraph is funny….and it also is what most people are thinking…..
…the other paragraphs are just background…..in the “old days” they would have been links…..
Undue??? I’m no stickler for grammar or punctuation but that is un-fucking-believable!!!
It’s not his fault. When a Thai hooker talks, you listen, bubba.
At least he went out with a bang.
At least it wasn’t undew.
do you think the hooker took the little shampoo bottles before she left his lifeless body hanging in the closet?
Rokan, have a great weekend mate.
maybe he was KUN FUSED?
Pepper, your avi reminds me of the time a female friend of mine was on all fours on the floor and my cat was attacking her tampon string.
i think those shampoo bottle were prolly shoved up his ass
in other news, kelly clarkbar says she’s tired of the fat jokes…maybe she should stop eating then.
Let this be a lesson.
The safe word should never be gaakkkk muuuuuf.
PS Who the fuck cares about Kendra???
I thought Kelly Clarkson was a joke before she became a land whale.
Say what you want but I kind of admire the guy. They are making a big mistake by trying to downplay his death. His publicist should come forward and make an anouncement: “Yes, DC was a sick fuck. He was into the pain game. But the only dick he hurt was his own. Who are you to judge him?!”
Seeing as how I almost die a lot (especially when people rip the Arc Reactor out of my chest) I find it useful to have semi intelligent robots around who will keep me from dying.
Maybe I should sell semi intelligent robots to exploit the dumbass auto erotic asphyxiation market.
If you are going to hang yourself while you jerk off, for chrissakes, do it with a buddy.
I popped in to say and now I am outta here for the weekend….have a good one