I suppose it’s possible that Megan Fox will let you bang her in the ass before midnight tonight, but short of that the most awesome thing that will happen to you all day is when you hear Opie and Anthony (official site here) and the great Patrice O’Neal listen to a now very famous youtube video.
This has astoundingly NSFW language, so keep that in mind if co-workers would object to the sounds of anal rape and then you pounding your desk in uncontrolled spasms of laughter.
What the fuck is this?
Instead of a fucking dissertation like normal, you’re now embedding 10 fucking minute audio files?
Victims should not be mocked…braise them to tenderize them and serve them with a full-bodied shiraz and a simple au jus on the side…
His real name is Mario Armando Lavandeira? What a fag.
Frrrunkis!
Dude, I am about to tragically die of a no tits overdose.
Jean-Claude, QUICK, CLICK HERE:
http://images.thebiggestbreasts.com/post/20060712/huge_natural_breasts_01.jpg
Couldn’t say it any better than Jean Claude did.
Michael Jackson’s dead AIDS weiner is funnier than Opie and Anthony …
I hate this two turds more then I hate Howard Stern…fuck if I give it one second.
“…pounding (my) desk in uncontrollable spasms of laughter.”
Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh… not the pounding on a desk I really look forward to.
Have a great weekend! Good luck at the party DB.
All Perez.. all the time… oh except for Michael Jackson and Megan Fox…
I’m so fucking exhausted right now I think my face is going to melt off….
I’ve got something to plaster it with DD.
Yeah… lame shot.
Fuck off.
Perez Hilton .. like Paris Hilton who’s name he basically stole… is a diseased cunt.
freakishly long arms, huh? interesting….
I bet Perez’s withered little dick has two chins.
Diane we’re cool and all, and I have the upmost respect for you. But sitting here looking at your picture with that cute little grin on your face I just can’t help but wonder… do you enjoy a good teabagging from time to time?
After listening to this, I didn’t pound my desk, I pounded my speakers.
Perez should just go back to making videos of him fucking JULLIIEEEEEEE!!!!!