When the news first broke that David Carradine was found dead, hanging from a closet in a hotel in Bangkok, the BBC was the first to suggest that his death was the result of autoerotic asphyxiation. The second paragraph of their original article said…
Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and genitals.
“Genitals” (editors note - *teehee*) was later changed to “other parts of his body.” But now TMZ says a rep for Carradine is officially calling the death “accidental.”
Carradine’s body was found nude, hanging in a closet. David’s rep added, “We can confirm 100% that he never would have committed suicide. It was an accidental death. Everybody is in shock.”
Well, if he was hanging, and it wasn’t suicide, and he wasn’t in Mike Tysons playroom with it’s tentacle-like treadmill chords, and he wasn’t fighting Bruce Willis on a stairwell, that pretty much leaves jacking off. At best. At worst he was with some whores. Although that sounds pretty cool too. His penis died while exotic ladies strung him up with ropes. His penis was like Indiana Jones.
taking quotes from TMZ now huh? EXTREMELY LAME NPD….EXTREMELY LAME.
I knew it.
Not a good way to go.
hmmmmmm, a better story than brit brit’s kids i guess.
Did he cum at least?
Poor bastard…….uuggghhhhhhh!
I’m stil not buying it. I don’t believe the old bastard did hanything but have a heart attack.
This is another case of someone fucking with the news and snowball effect.
Oh, hi Pepper.
How is evryone today?
Jesus, you guys were up late last night. Is that the reason why so few posts today?
is the site refreshing painfully slow for anyone else?
dirt, i couldn’t even refresh the brit one with the video…i got one comment out and then it stopped
anyone who manages to off themselves while trying to get their rocks off is an automatic entrant in the darwin awards competition.
good on ya, grasshopper. good on ya!
DirtyDM….YES!
One reason why I am out today. I don’t want to deal with the shit .
NPD…THE BRITTANY POST IS LITERALLY HURTING THE SITE AND MAKING IT RUN LIKE PISS!!!! TAKE NOTICE FUKKER!
It is certainly a heroic death at worst….
..at best…numerous whores were blowing him as he blew his last load…..
I call Shennanigans!
Pepper….
you’ve come out?
“Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and genitals.
But now TMZ says a rep for Carradine is officially calling the death “accidental.””
hmmm…in the race between getting strangled and getting off, would this result be considered a Thai?
“with a cord around his genitals”
…”and a song in his heart”…or would that be “a thong where he farts”?…
“Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and genitals.”
So *that’s* what happens when you order one item from Side A of the menu and one item from Side B…
Called it!