The English version of OK! magazine hits today with what they say are the last pictures of Michael Jackson. At first that makes you feel dirty, but then you see they wrote “with all our love and prayers”, in all caps, next to the picture of him dead. I thought that was really touching.
Over here in the colonies, Star magazine says Liza Minnelli is hinting that major revelations about Jackson will come out over the next few days. Try and guess if they’re good.
“Liza was so close to Michael Jackson that he was in her bridal party (for her 2002 wedding to David Gest) and now she hints that there’s inside information about the singer that is going to get out when his autopsy results are released.
‘All those who knew him well really know what he was like, and I’m sure that now the accolades are going and I’m sure when the autopsy comes, all hell’s going to break loose,’ Liza said cryptically. ‘So thank God we’re celebrating him now.’”
She didn’t elaborate further, but I think we can guess. That’s right. Michael Jackson had heat-ray vision and the power of flight.
Heehee! Ow! Go on girl!
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DB’s right. No tits all this week.
Z, that is one nice avi you got there.
make him say UHHHHHHH na na na na!
Hmm, 5 new stories and it’s not even 1PM Eastern.
Think Current Posting Afterbirth Eater is trying to get out early today?
“‘All those who knew him well really know what he was like, and I’m sure that now the accolades are going and I’m sure when the autopsy comes, all hell’s going to break loose,’ Liza said cryptically.”
What could there be left to discuss about MJ that anyone could consider shocking? What…they found partially digested human flesh in his stomach? Chimpanzee semen in his rectum? Stigmata? Puh-leeze!!
That chick in the bottom left corner is fuckin’ hot.
Wait, Michael Jackson died? Why, it’s hardly been reported on at all…
We’re going to learn that his nose was actually a 12 year old penis.
“Well they say the sky’s the limit
Here in hell that just ain’t true
Now my best friend is the devil
He pretends he’s only two–
Because I’m dead! I’m dead!
Really really dead.
You know I’m dead! I’m dead!
Really really dead.
And the whole world reads the headlines right now
Just to reassure themselves… who’s dead!”
Liza is just hoping MJ left her his penis …
“Liza is just hoping MJ left her his penis …”
not as much as David Gest is, CP…
Z, that is one nice avi you got there.
Thank you Tony. I imagine it to be what Mays will really look like in the not too distant future.
You think she’d want that, Cod? Its all bleached and covered with little boy feces…
NPD how are the crowds at the MJ tribute? Quality people are there right?
I think the revelation will be that…
Michael is Liza. Liza is Michael.
And she would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for this meddling palsy-ridden kids who can’t give good handjobs.
this=those
Doesnt look like him to me. Whats up with the red streak in his hair?
And she would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for this meddling palsy-ridden kids who can’t give good handjobs.
Haha, nice DD, I am trying so hard not to type LOL or LMAO… just for Zombie. ;)
“And she would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for this meddling palsy-ridden kids who can’t give good handjobs.”
diane, was that an episode of the XXX-rated cartoon, Scooby-Dooby-Do-Me?
DD said handjob!
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