Madonna is 50 now and a pale muscly mess, but back in 1992 she was kind of hot, and her body was awesome, so if there has to be a Madonna sex tape, this one comes from the best possible circumstances. The Mirror UK says…
(Madonna is) bracing herself on hearing that some of her old X-rated video tapes, voice messages and love letters are about to be made public.
The intimate items are going up for grabs in an online auction.
The personal artifacts - including two micro cassette tapes of answering machine messages and 21 faxed letters - shine the spotlight on her romance with former minder Jim Albright. He started work as her bodyguard in 1992 and mixed business with pleasure for two years.
The good news is that 1992 is the same year Madonna released her Sex book (27 NSFW pics from that here) and back then she was a complete slut who looked terrific.
The even better news is, if you made a sex tape in 1992, you had to really want to make a sex tape. Even home movie cameras were big clunky things with full size VHS tapes inside. Go to the White House today and put one of those on your shoulder. Secret Service would think it was a missile. A red dot would appear on your forehead and they’d turn you off like a light. So if Madonna made a tape back then, it had to be some big affair, maybe even with professional lighting and multiple cameras.
But the best news of all is that Jim Albright sounds like he would be white. That may sound bad initially, but keep in mind that I’m incredibly racist.
She was definitely a complete slut back then.
See what happens when you get religion?
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Someone kill me!
I’ll watch them and possibly masturbate to them as well depending on how I feel. I’m flexible with my penile activities like that.
wtf is wrong with you NPD!???
This skanky whore was NEVER attractive!
She was…like…I guess okay back then…in some ways…not really…eh…
christ, no thanks
I think I might have been more interested in this news item in 1992…now, it’s the equivalent of Edison Kinetoscope pron…
She had her moments along the way. In her book the pictures didn’t do much for me but I liked reading the stories ;)
I would NOT be interested in watching her sex tape though. Ever.
My good friend 1992 just called and said “Fuck you for associating that shit with me”
A Debbie Gibson or Amy Grant sex tape from the 90’s would be exciting news.. Madonna not so much.
You know what goes great with my morning coffee? A good ole Rick Rolling. Thanks Z!
Amy Grant, she was cute
Why in the hell haven’t I memorized that goddamn Rick Roll address by heart yet? Fuckin A, Zombie.
Ah Amy Grant, I wonder what ever happened to her, or Belinda Carlisle…
Get firefox, get tinyurl expander plugin, no more Rick Rolls
amy grant still comes here and sings. but don’t think i don’t remember those naughty ass pictures you “god loves the world” cocksucking jezebel.
i’ll watch any quality amateur tape. my dick and i are researching frequent masturbation and its long-term effects.
i think a madge sex tape could be the new version of waterboarding….suspected terrorists would confess anything after a few hours of that shit on loop.
Gross
Rem, I already have the TinyUrl Preview package thingy-ma-jigg. I saw the address and clicked any way.
Thank heavens… for a minute there I thought I had wasted a perfectly good Rick Roll on the tail end of an abandoned thread.