I could put my keyboard on the ground and then step on it for 22 pages, and when I was done not only would my “script” have a better plot than the best “Entourage” ever, it would, by default, have much funnier jokes as well. Thankfully more and more people are finally waking up to this indisputable fact, and top Hollywood funnyman Seth Rogen would agree. Movieline says..
In one of its typically late-to-the-game, random cultural broadsides, the writers of Entourage went after Seth Rogen in last night’s episode, calling his “ugliness…oddly fascinating” in a debate over whether the actor could land a Katherine Heigl-type in real life. Behold, (Rogens) amazing response when asked about the incident for E!’s Daily 10:
“Yeah, those guys are assholes. I actually ran into Matt…Kevin Dillon in a Starbucks. And he’s like ‘you know, I’ve got to kind of apologize because apparently the guy who created our show doesn’t like you so much.’ And I said ‘well I have reason to believe because I think [showrunner] Doug Ellin is a moron from all I can understand so it makes sense he doesn’t like me.’ Luckily I never have and never plan on watching Entourage.”
I don’t mean to nitpick, but Entourage is about 4 thoroughly unlikable and goofy looking poser fags who get tons of hot ass, so it might not be the best idea in the world to point out how unrealistic that is. But when you have a joke so timely, only two years after the movie came out, that’s a chance you have to take. Rogen better cover his ears in 2011.
Entourage Cliche Character 1: “He was in that movie ‘Funny People’.”
Entourage Cliche Character 2: “Yeah, right, more like NOT Funny People!”
Entourage Cliche Character 1: “I heard that bro! Let’s go shoe shopping!”
(you can have that entourage. that one is for you.)
First?
FYI- anal pinworms
Who’s that asshole ahead of me?
he is the asshole ahead of you….
DD, my son speaks German, Spanish and English. He might just be the champ a bit sooner.
Holy Heebawitz Batman.
Pepper: your logic is circular … like the asshole ahead of me
I love Seth Rogen.
and to Rokan - I am a lady. That’s all you need to know!
DD,
I can promise you a thumb in your ass. I just gave my girlfriend the same treatment this weekend. Flipped her over doggy-style and slid it in like I was grabbing a bowling ball.
I would give you the “Little Jack Horner Special,” among many, many other things.
SinDs, all the time?
SinDs,
Just tell us who’s right. Me or Pepper. We’re all friend here. No judging.
Pepper…of course all the time! Can’t you tell?
and…pepper may be right.
Awesome!!
I have never been so happy that Pepper was right in my life. Who knew?
Pepper . . . Do you have any idea how cute SinDs is?
Not sure why NPD has such a hate-on for Entourage. Ari Gold harassing Lloyd is worth the price of admission. Maybe that cuts a little too close to the bone for Br3ndon.
Rokan, YES!
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When I was 16 and started to fuck any girl that put out, my dad told me this. It’s my bible.
” Son, treat women like a lady when outside the house, but treat her like a whore in bed”
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* sheds a tear*
Woodsman,
My guess is that NPD is attracted to at least three of the cast members in a very erotic way.
Heading home now, peeps.
Check in later.
Pepper, I want to see a picture of you “Popping a Wheelie.”
When did Seth Rogen become funny?
bye rokan! i’ll twitter you later :P
screw them both
JCVD: right after he got in shape.
i completely disagree, their characters are rich, and famous, it doesn’t matter what you look like, you can get hot ass and live the good life…you don’t really think hot chicks only fuck hot guys? all you need is money and you can bang whoever you want…