The National Enquirer goes on sale today with a cover story claiming Michael Jackson took… well I mean you can see it. It’s right there.
That’s more than 50 pills a day … more than 30 different types of drugs “for a variety of real and imagined” problems, according to police sources close to the official investigation.
“He was literally living on drugs,” a close source divulged.
Well, he wasn’t “literally” living on drugs but whatever. We shouldn’t jump to conclusions. What’s the recommended daily allowance on painkillers? Is it four? Because he was taking four. Maybe he wasn’t getting enough from his diet alone. And what better way to know what sedative or stimulants work best than to put 8 of them in your system at the same time and let em fight it out?
Shamon!
And we all know how amazingly reliable The National Enquirer is.
I did all that today!
And here I was afraid that we wouldn’t have any Michael Jackson post today and now we get three in a row.
I heard that when he danced at the rehearsals for those upcoming show that he rattled.
And what better way to know what sedative or stimulants work best than to put 8 of them in your system at the same time and let em fight it out?
Hey it worked for Heath Ledger. Look how skinny he is now!
Since when is celery not sold over the counter?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WHAT A DUMB FUCKING NIGG*ER!!!!!
SURPISED HE LASTED THIS LONG….
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OR SURPRISED
On a more serious note, we only have one patient “taking” that many pills a day, and I put “taking” in quotes because the cunt is getting everything nearly free with welfare and selling most of it. Yet she lives and entertainingly crazy people like Jackson die. Why couldn’t it have been you, white trash bitchmonster?
The National Enquirer won’t be needing Bigfoot or the bat boy this summer.
I also heard that some fans committed suicide when they heard of his death, but even more people committed suicide after being subjected to the endless coverage of that death.
And I thought my pill popping abuse was bad.
good evening gents…..ladies.
‘Sup, Tom.
How’re they hanging?
Just watching the news. Looks like McNair’s girlfriend got pissed, huh?
Evening all.
In order for aliens to sustain life in our environment they need to take all that medication.
Mumbles,
High marks on the AVI. Just made me laugh.
::peeks in, looks around::
Is it safe?
CB: are you the White Angel? (Marathon Man reference)