Jude Law struck a female photographer in the back of the head last night as he left a bar around 12:30am. Law claims it was an accident, and despite all evidence to the contrary, his spokesperson told the Sun…
“This is all nonsense. Last night’s incident was an accident.
“Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing very close.
“He apologized and left. Pictures of this sort can often be misleading.”
Umm, really? Misleading in what way? I haven’t had these analyzed by experts but that picture up top appears to show Law smacking a girl in the back of the head. When I shield my eyes, I shield my eyes. I don’t flail away at the source of the light. Like if it’s real sunny out, I’ll put on a pair of sunglasses, not close my eyes and blindly wave guns at the sky to shoot out the sun.
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
I hate you NPD!
I’d smack a female paparazzi any day…then whip my dick out and piss all over her camera and face…THEN spend 5 to 6 years in prison…
moar tits or ban!!!
He donkey punched the bitch!
I’ve never seen a woman with a comb over!
Personally, I think paparazzi killing should NOT be a crime. I’d love to take a sniper rifle and peg a few off.
Would make for a great sport.
Why not give this a-holes a reason to be afraid to walk out of their house too!!
I figure aftre about 10 are shot and killed….less and less will come out!
She should have had a V-8.
Ohm +1
are you sure that’s not Zombie with out his mustache?
godDAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/coco-8.jpg
smack my bitch up?
DB, could you find that same photo with nipples?
that is Ice T’s girl…
I’m no doctor but isn’t she supposed to have nipples?
I mulekicked a girlfriend in the face before. It was way funnier than this.
Now off to this fucking conference call
I guess the nips are airbrushed…funny, I didn’t even realize there were no nipples. My eyes were pinned on that ass like a Sped Ed 1st grader and his tongue in a bottle of Elmers.
Here you go, DB:
http://tinyurl.com/nld79s
My girlfriend used to be my massage therapist. One day I was rolling over for her to do my front and I punched her right in the pussy.
He’s no David Carradine
“fie dollar, big finish”, RR?