07.08.2009 Lady GaGa got my letters

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Lady Gaga is in Floriana, Malta today to attend some MTV press conference, but more to the point she went there with this flattering bandage thing wrapped around her fug head. And I just wanted to say thank you. Look, she’s not attractive (makeup-free proof here and here). That’s fine. Many fug people lead long productive lives I’m told, that doesn’t mean I want to see them doing it. I like pretty things. It’s why I cry every time I see a rainbow, or hear the laughter of a child.


(263) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 07/08/2009 13:02

    Who let the gimp out of it’s box!?!?!?

  2. SCUM 07/08/2009 13:02

    Lady Ball Gag.

  3. What Me Worry? 07/08/2009 13:03

    Best picture of her I’ve ever seen.

  4. dirtydiane 07/08/2009 13:04

    What. The. Fuck?

    And re: previous…I am surely not the only one who’s thought of the solution? :: looks around room :: Rick? Ya with me on this?

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/08/2009 13:04

    What a fucking idiot, it would be difficult to resist slapping her in the face with a full wind-up if I saw that kind of retardation in person.

  6. Massive's Treasure 07/08/2009 13:04

    She’s doing her MJ memorial.

  7. What Me Worry? 07/08/2009 13:04

    It’s Michael Jackson. He just faked his death.

  8. Zombie 07/08/2009 13:05

    Is it gay that I am jerking off to DB’s avatar while reading his written commentary and interpreting it in a male voice?

  9. CB007 07/08/2009 13:06

    I assume DD means that the solution is that I leave… whomever is Fake CB will just do it again with someone else though so it’s only a temporary fix.

  10. Massive's Treasure 07/08/2009 13:06

    Repost from before.

    “yes, the one who could solve the problem but still hasn’t quite figured out how yet…”

    God woman, stop beating around the bushes and just spill it.

    Can you just come out with the solution? It’s not like we can read your mind or something.

  11. RedRage 07/08/2009 13:06

    With MJ buried and her mug covered, the eyeballs of the earth rejoice! The demand for laser eye surgery reversals has just died.

  12. SsnakeOil 07/08/2009 13:07

    Her mother must be proud.

    DD - are you suggesting…?

  13. Massive's Treasure 07/08/2009 13:07

    “Is it gay that I am jerking off to DB’s avatar while reading his written commentary and interpreting it in a male voice?”

    In Billy Mays’s voice?

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 07/08/2009 13:07

    “She is not an animal…she is…a…terrible singer…”

  15. Lo 07/08/2009 13:08

    Who let the dogs out! woof! woof! woof! woof!

  16. Massive's Treasure 07/08/2009 13:08

    “I assume DD means that the solution is that I leave… whomever is Fake CB will just do it again with someone else though so it’s only a temporary fix.”

    That’s not a solution. Not a “final solution” anyway.

  17. CB007 07/08/2009 13:08

    And why any of you would care enough about whether I post here or not is beyond me. Fake CB needs to get a life. If my presence here threatens her that much, then she needs to get help, I am just another random person wasting time online, get over it.

  18. CodPiece 07/08/2009 13:08

    She had to hide her face, hide, hide, hide her face.

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 07/08/2009 13:08

    Real CB, diane would not suggest such a thing…and it would not address the root cause…

  20. dirtydiane 07/08/2009 13:08

    wow…she beat ya to it, massive. sheesh, dude. use your brain cells a bit, would ya? i’m not saying it doesn’t suck, CB…but for whatever reason, it’s not going to stop.

    and z, it’s only gay if you let DB watch on his webcam.

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