07.02.2009 Michael Jackson headlines

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(note - the normal Michael Jackson headlines are here, the sexy ones, today featuring Nell McAndrew naked in Loaded magazine, are over here)

THE MEMORIAL - will be held tomorrow at Staples Center in LA. Family, friends and VIPS will have seats on the main floor, but the public can pay $25 to sit in the stands.  T-shirts that were going to be sold on Michael’s upcoming “This Is It” tour will be sold outside.  So, cool.  I was afraid they might do something tacky.   (source = radar)

THE DRUGS - Jackson was spending around 50 grand a month on prescription drugs, including 40 vicodin a day, and used a number of aliases to score all that, including Omar Arnold and Jack London.  These are dumb, but better than his original ones, Demi Rawl and Luara Set.  (source = the sun and tmz)

THE SECRET GIRLFRIEND - a bodyguard told Sky News that Jackson had a long-time secret girlfriend, but he did not say who, instead leaving it up to her to decide if she wants to go public. When asked for a comment, Perez said, “that’s bullshit, she should be outed, everyone should be outed all the time, fuck them.” (source = fox news)

THE WILL - Jackson gave his entire estate to his family, cut out ex-wife Debbie Rowe, and named his mom as guardian for his three kids.  Diana Ross was named as a backup guardian if something were to happen to his mom.  His mom is 79, but Ross is 65, so I’m not really sure he thought this all the way through.  (source = national enquirer)

THE BROTHER - Jermaine Jackson said on NBC this morning that he wishes he had died instead, and that Michael was “a gift from Allah.”  And this isn’t really relevant but one time on a job interview I started every answer to every question with, “Well the honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us…”.  Needless to say I didn’t get that.  (source = huffington post)

(360) Comments

  1. fukU 07/02/2009 11:56

    I am eoo sad too comment- First?

  2. fukU 07/02/2009 11:57

    ^^^Too

  3. leftnutofjesus 07/02/2009 11:58

    i’d call a small boy my “secret girlfriend” too if i swung like that.

  4. lady garden 07/02/2009 12:00

    not more English tits!

  5. RemSteale 07/02/2009 12:00

    Well, “This Is It” t-shirts seem pretty appropriate to me

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/02/2009 12:00

    jesus Christ with this fukking MJ bullshit. ENUFF ALREADY! NPD you hack, look at the sources you are quoting. Give me a fukking break.

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 12:01

    “T-shirts that were going to be sold on Michael’s upcoming “This Is It” tour will be sold outside.”

    Maybe they should change the T-shirt logo to This Is Really It”…unless “Thriller” was a sign of MJ to come…

  8. CB007 07/02/2009 12:01

    I hate today already…

  9. RemSteale 07/02/2009 12:02

    Whats wrong with english tits? You have a pair.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 12:03

    “not more English tits!”

    Lady, these days, it’s more like not enough English tits, or American or Israeli or Asian or European…

  11. SuperB 07/02/2009 12:03

    I refuse to care….the MJ I loved already died in 1993

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 07/02/2009 12:04

    “I hate today already…”

    I did until seeing your avi, real CB…

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/02/2009 12:04

    if you insist on posting MJ shit, at least dig up something that EVERY OTHER SITE isn’t already beating to death. Tell us the ASPCA investigated MJ in 1989 for molesting tiger balls or that he would fist his elephants or fuck German shepherds. Please don’t just bombard us with the same boring hackneyed MJ dribble that all the media outlets are buzzing over.

  14. dirtydiane 07/02/2009 12:04

    i think i find the secret girlfriend more unbelievable than the family actually selling tickets to the memorial service.

  15. iwontrememberthis 07/02/2009 12:05

    Do these links to “secret” posts not work for anybody else?

  16. RemSteale 07/02/2009 12:05

    Not working here either

  17. Jong-Il 07/02/2009 12:05

    That chick is awesome.

  18. RemSteale 07/02/2009 12:07

    She used to be awesome, nowadays she has overdone the working out and looks a bit mannish

  19. Poopy Pants 07/02/2009 12:08

    These tit links never work for me ever. Which sucks because I’m only here for the boobs

  20. SuperB 07/02/2009 12:08

    me too, DD

    I think “secret girlfriend” is code for numerous 10 year old boys

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