07.23.2009 The Jacksons will sue. Someone.

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After a series of private discussions, the Jackson family have decided to bury Michael to sue the people responsible for Michaels death. Just as soon as they figure out who that might be, if indeed it was anyone.  Radar Online says…

While the Jacksons are likely plaintiffs, it is unknown at this point who the defendant or defendants would be … family members are taking a hard look at the doctors who treated Michael and want to sue whether or not the doctors face criminal charges. (A source says), “They are determined to sue, even if there is no arrest.”
Joe Jackson is leading the family charge on this, says the source, but Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and LaToya are with him.

That may seem like an all-star team of retards, but they’re serious, and Joe has already filed paperwork with the courts announcing his intentions. Although the paperwork was just a drawing of Joe holding bags with dollar signs on them next to a stick figure of Michael with X’s for eyes. There was also a hot tub filled with “bitches”, and above all that was a plane and a fire-breathing dragon. It’s not clear if Joe plans on getting a dragon proof plane or a dragon to guard his plane or a dragon to attack other peoples planes, but keep in mind this was just the first draft.

(96) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 07/23/2009 12:19

    We wait till 20 after noon for a new thread and this is the shit we get? Another MJ post. NPD, you’re a fucking loser.

  2. DB's Treasure 07/23/2009 12:21

    DD, I said on the previous post:

    “I’m taking my gal to a comedy club in the city tomorrow night. I figure that’s an awesome outing. Afterward bring her to a rooftop bar.”

    You asked, “Where at, deebs?”

    I am taking her to the Helium Comedy Club, then to the rooftop Continental.

  3. Mac-Daddy 07/23/2009 12:22

    FUCK THIS POST!!

  4. RedRage 07/23/2009 12:22

    Yay! More Jackson news!

    Is that the girl who was going to surprise you with something last week? Did you get it DB?

  5. Death to Finkle! 07/23/2009 12:23

    If the comedy club isn’t funny, take her back home and log the fuck on.

    We’ll tell her some stiff sock/hit by a car/pissing rollerblader shit and have her rolling.

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 07/23/2009 12:23

    Joe Jackson cell phone ring tone? “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy”

  7. DB's Treasure 07/23/2009 12:25

    RedRage, yes, same girl. It was ice cream birthday cake….

    .

    ..

    …shut up

  8. DB's Treasure 07/23/2009 12:25

    DTF, where the fuck you been man?

  9. RedRage 07/23/2009 12:27

    Did you torpedo your cock into it and have her suck the sweet before the salty?

  10. dirtydiane 07/23/2009 12:28

    the Continental is awesome! good choice. my favorite restaurant in all of philly isn’t far from there…The Plough and the Stars. highly recommend for a nice date night. :)

  11. Death to Finkle! 07/23/2009 12:30

    I took a little time off. Tried to work on the tan a bit.

  12. RedRage 07/23/2009 12:30

    DTF, did you retire the sock handle?

  13. SinDs 07/23/2009 12:30

    trying to make more money from MJ’s death? say it ain’t so! how unusual…

  14. Death to Finkle! 07/23/2009 12:32

    I was in more of an Einhorn mood today, RR. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

    (Unless your name is DB. Then, it better bring some damn pussy if your spending that much…)

  15. DB's Treasure 07/23/2009 12:33

    DD, her and I actually love cooking in and watching a movie. That’s why I dig this girl so much. She also doesn’t care for all the fancy wine and dining.

  16. Rokan 07/23/2009 12:34

    Lefty,

    Did you say we need a new wagon load of whores around here?

    I say its time we elected a new leader . . .

    I vote Lefty!

  17. dirtydiane 07/23/2009 12:38

    joe jackson has a lot of extra skin on his face. just an observation.

    in other words, i have nothing else constructive to say about him or his fucked up family and dead kiddy-toucher of a son.

  18. SinDs 07/23/2009 12:39

    maybe we wabt a bew wagon load of dick around here!

  19. SinDs 07/23/2009 12:40

    *want a new, hahahaha

  20. pepper 07/23/2009 12:41

    It’s best to blame someone else. Like this is the first time they are hearing that MJ was a drug addict…pssssst, he was also a child molester…..

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