07.09.2009 This is gross

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Just about two weeks ago, The Enquirer claimed Morgan Freeman, who is 72, has been having a nearly 10 year affair with his step-granddaughter, 27-year-old E’Dina Hines. Now they ratchet up the uncomfortable imagery by saying Morgan and E’Dina are set to get married.

She is the granddaughter of Morgan’s first wife - whom he and his estranged second wife Myrna raised since she was a young child.
The long-secret relationship led to the breakup of Morgan’s marriage
Now, The ENQUIRER has learned that Morgan and E’Dena are planning to wed after Morgan’s contentious divorce battle is over!
“Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her,” a family insider told The ENQUIRER.
“Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal,” revealed another family source.

The only way this story could be any more uncomfortable is if E’Dina was a handicapped boy. Just the image of some 17-year-old on her knees in front of … aw, no, no way. You can hang out if you want but I’m gettin out of here.

(178) Comments

  1. snatch 07/09/2009 12:21

    do you think he sweet talks her in that voice-over voice he does like in Shawshank?

  2. snatch 07/09/2009 12:21

    you’re the one that i love eww eww ewww

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/09/2009 12:21

    Good for him. I hope when I’m 72 I get to bang some 27 year old. I bet his breath smells though, he’s always looked like a guy with shit breath.

  4. snatch 07/09/2009 12:21

    or when you’re 62 you get to bang a 17 year old
    even better!

  5. I'm that guy 07/09/2009 12:24

    Whats your come on line when your 137 yrs old, to a toddler? Hey baby wanna see my colostomy bag jiggle?

  6. Observer 07/09/2009 12:25

    I would like to see “Morgan Fistman” come back on here and comment…..

  7. Observer 07/09/2009 12:26

    I would have thought he could have done better……

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 07/09/2009 12:27

    “or when you’re 62 you get to bang a 17 year old”

    snatch, I love your optimistic outlook ;)

  9. Zombie 07/09/2009 12:27

    I would prefer to be 50 with a 5 year old myself, Snatch. Heehee! Shamon!

  10. Observer 07/09/2009 12:28

    When I get old (next year)…..

    …I just want to have some young chicks walk around my house naked….

    …like Charlie Chaplin did…

  11. LuckyBastard 07/09/2009 12:28

    Yeah Morgan….. This man is my new hero…. Who says money can’t buy love, it can sure buy young pussy….

  12. pepper 07/09/2009 12:28

    At least she is better looking then SOON YI….

  13. Observer 07/09/2009 12:28

    BTW…

    not Charlie Chaplin naked…….just the chicks….

    (Though I could be lying)

  14. Observer 07/09/2009 12:30

    LuckyBastard…..

    ….your “hero”????

    …better take a look at the banner pic again…..

    Maybe Morgan Freeman died…..went to hell….and devil said….here is your “young babe” as a reward….

  15. snatch 07/09/2009 12:31

    she’s kind of fugly, no?

  16. CB007 07/09/2009 12:32

    Gross

  17. SsnakeOil 07/09/2009 12:33

    “…like Charlie Chaplin did”

    But they all walked around in that jerky, fast-motion way. Not sexy.

  18. Observer 07/09/2009 12:33

    Snatch….

    …haven’t you found that most 17 year olds are not that great in the fucking department…..??

    I concede they are good at video games and texting….but they still see fucking as a bit “yucky”…

  19. Terrence Maddox 07/09/2009 12:36

    Well, Morgan Freeman adds one more item to his resume of being the baddest mother(well, daughter)fucker on the planet.

  20. dirtydiane 07/09/2009 12:36

    sorry, but at 17 i wasn’t looking at old dudes thinking “i wanna be all up on that!”…i just don’t get it.

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