07.10.2009 with your host, Rick Cartman

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The last we saw Chastity Bono, it was using the name Rick Cartman to host the Sexy Action News Team (side-by-side). But last night it made an appearance at the Outfest Film Festival, and I would make fun of it some more, but it has a skinny girlfriend with long hair, and I don’t have any girlfriend at all, so who’s laughing now.

Not my penis, I can promise you that.

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(108) Comments

  1. Tits McGee 07/10/2009 13:17

    Is that a woman?

  2. Tits McGee 07/10/2009 13:18

    Those were not the tits I was hoping for.

  3. SCUM 07/10/2009 13:18

    Cartmans first name is Rick? They call him Eric on Southpark.

  4. Bella 07/10/2009 13:20

    This is what happens when Cher is your Mom….

  5. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 13:20

    It’s Eric Cartman, you pile of stool.

  6. asdffdsa 07/10/2009 13:20

    Looks like Vito (the closet gay guy) from The Sopranos

  7. Woodsman 07/10/2009 13:20

    She is hot. Assuming you use hot as a synonym for repulsive.

  8. Watt(Power) 07/10/2009 13:20

    Scum… Really? REALLY?

    …These are not the tits I’m looking for

  9. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/10/2009 13:20

    I’m curious to see what Chastity’s crotch area looks like. I’m guessing it’s a cross between a burnt open-faced tuna melt and a cocktail frank.

  10. SuperB 07/10/2009 13:21

    MOMMMMM I WANT SOME CHICKEN POT PIIIIIIIIEEE

  11. asdffdsa 07/10/2009 13:21

    also, lol @ idiots who don’t know about Sexy Action News

  12. Watt(Power) 07/10/2009 13:21

    BSDC…..HAHAAHAHAHA!

  13. Woodsman 07/10/2009 13:22

    Hey, DB:

    http://www.mabinty.com/m-pages/js_heather_mitts.html

    Don’t say I don’t do you any favors.

  14. What Me Worry? 07/10/2009 13:22

    She/he was an ugly chick but is now just a fat ugly guy.

  15. SCUM 07/10/2009 13:22

    So Roseanne and Tom Arnold DID have a kid.

  16. Tits McGee 07/10/2009 13:22

    I wonder if it bangs that girl on the left with her 4 inch clit?

  17. Zombie 07/10/2009 13:22

    “Meow! Meow!”

    .

    “No kitty this is mah pot pie!”

    .

    “Meow! Meow!”

    .

    “God dammit kitty!”

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/10/2009 13:23

    Woodsman, you didn’t do me any favors with that one.

  19. DB's Treasure 07/10/2009 13:23

    BSDC, I fucking choked on my CRUSH soda! Excellent!

    Woodsman, mmmmmmm that woman is very tasty looking.

  20. Bella 07/10/2009 13:25

    He obviously got his Cheezy Poofs…

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