Can you do anything right?

August 26, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jessica Simpsons unique ability to never do anything right (or more likely her dads) has struck paydirt once again with the debut of her new perfume. Fancy Love? Are you fcuking serious? It sounds like a black stripper. And not a good one, by the way. One too fat to pole dance so she just goes to the front of the stage and puts one hand behind her head and the other on her hip and thrusts her vagina at you like some kind of threat. One with c-section scars who works in a club called CinnaBuns near the airport.

So way to go Jess, Good luck with this.

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