Elle Macpherson arrived on set today for “the Beautiful Life”, a new prime time show about models for the CW. Macpherson plays the owner of a modeling agency, and Mischa Barton stars as a superstar model. You read that right by the way. Mischa Barton is on a show about models starring real actual models and she’s supposed to be the hot one. Seems cruel. I’m sure there are situations where Mischa would be considered pretty, but standing next to Elle Macpherson isn’t one of them. It would be like trying to make Aquaman intimidating. Don’t stand him next to Superman, unless the person you’re trying to scare is the manager of a Red Lobster.
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She’s still got it!
Nippiness for the WIN
And I’d like to offer her the prize of my cock.
What’s up nips! ZZING!
Very funny [section in this] post…..
…my memory tells me that she looked better naked……
I’m diggin that shiny gray dress.
DB - with your fingernails?
What are you fuckers doing in my living room?
Aren’t you supposed to be at work, Rokan?
Where da white women at?
I am on a conference call instead of being in a meeting.
And I don’t really have a job, Ssnake. I am a bi-sexual hispanic gang-banger in Tokyo IL.
Where are the slugs now?
::opens bomb shelter door::
Is…is it safe?
Yay…
is it bad to feel like we won the war?
I believe it may only be the eye of the storm, SupB.
She has the best Lingerie line for sale…
HaHaHa. I must say I’m a little disappointed that they didn’t single me out for ridicule. ‘Course, they might have, but I don’t read that shit.
Someone figure out how to help Ssnake out, K?
Tread lightly, ‘Nites & ‘Nistas. This could be a trap.
It’s a TRAP!!!
could be, but damn if it wasnt nice for a bit….