Elle Macpherson is the winner

By brendon August 12, 2009 @ 3:19 PM


Elle Macpherson arrived on set today for “the Beautiful Life”, a new prime time show about models for the CW. Macpherson plays the owner of a modeling agency, and Mischa Barton stars as a superstar model. You read that right by the way. Mischa Barton is on a show about models starring real actual models and she’s supposed to be the hot one. Seems cruel. I’m sure there are situations where Mischa would be considered pretty, but standing next to Elle Macpherson isn’t one of them. It would be like trying to make Aquaman intimidating. Don’t stand him next to Superman, unless the person you’re trying to scare is the manager of a Red Lobster.

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(93) Comments

  1. avatar
    SsnakeOil 08/12/2009 15:22

    She’s still got it!

  2. avatar
    Slaappy 08/12/2009 15:22

    Nippiness for the WIN

  3. avatar
    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/12/2009 15:24

    And I’d like to offer her the prize of my cock.

  4. avatar
    ukickedmydog 08/12/2009 15:25

    What’s up nips! ZZING!

  5. avatar
    Observer 08/12/2009 15:27

    Very funny [section in this] post…..

    …my memory tells me that she looked better naked……

  6. avatar
    DB's Treasure 08/12/2009 15:28

    I’m diggin that shiny gray dress.

  7. avatar
    SsnakeOil 08/12/2009 15:31

    DB – with your fingernails?

  8. avatar
    Rokan 08/12/2009 15:33

    What are you fuckers doing in my living room?

  9. avatar
    SsnakeOil 08/12/2009 15:35

    Aren’t you supposed to be at work, Rokan?

  10. avatar
    Watt(Power) 08/12/2009 15:38

    Where da white women at?

  11. avatar
    Rokan 08/12/2009 15:39

    I am on a conference call instead of being in a meeting.

    And I don’t really have a job, Ssnake. I am a bi-sexual hispanic gang-banger in Tokyo IL.

    Where are the slugs now?

  12. avatar
    DB's Treasure 08/12/2009 15:40

    ::opens bomb shelter door::

    Is…is it safe?

  13. avatar
    SuperB 08/12/2009 15:41


    is it bad to feel like we won the war?

  14. avatar
    DB's Treasure 08/12/2009 15:43

    I believe it may only be the eye of the storm, SupB.

  15. avatar
    pepper 08/12/2009 15:44

    She has the best Lingerie line for sale…

  16. avatar
    SsnakeOil 08/12/2009 15:45

    HaHaHa. I must say I’m a little disappointed that they didn’t single me out for ridicule. ‘Course, they might have, but I don’t read that shit.

  17. avatar
    Rokan 08/12/2009 15:46

    Someone figure out how to help Ssnake out, K?

  18. avatar
    DB's Treasure 08/12/2009 15:46

    Tread lightly, ‘Nites & ‘Nistas. This could be a trap.

  19. avatar
    CodPiece 08/12/2009 15:48

    It’s a TRAP!!!

  20. avatar
    SuperB 08/12/2009 15:49

    could be, but damn if it wasnt nice for a bit….

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