The Gawker site Fleshbot is a really good website and I have it bookmarked but they owe everyone an apology for claiming this was going to be a sex tape. “This” of course meaning the much publicized home video of Eric Dane (of Greys Anatomy) Kari Ann Peniche (of Miss Teen USA) and Rebbecca Gayheart (of several LA courtrooms). Call me a fag if you want but … actually wait. No, no don’t do that. In fact if you could sugarcoat all your criticism that would be great. With my girlfriend leaving me and all, I’m just in a very delicate spot right now, confidence wise.
(see the standing-around-not-having-sex sex-tape here.
Bleh…
Wait, DAMN. Didn’t see the playboy pics until after I commented. She is…
Well I think it’s pretty obvious shes hot..
Yeah, I agree, pretty boring. I can jerk off to just about anything with naked bitches in it but I couldn’t even coax a semi out of that video. New rule: you can’t claim something is a sex tape if no one is fucking in it.
Now a sextape of just Rebecca Gayheart and Kari Anne might be better
I was playing against this guy on Madden online last night and he thought he was a badass in picking the Cardinals. First drive of the game he throws a slant pass to Larry Fitzgerald whom I abruptly clobbered in the air with Julius Peppers, leading to an instant injury. As the medics rush out to the field and attempt to help the crippled receiver back to the sidelines, Pantera’s “Walk” starts playing in the background loud as fuck. I knew then this game was a good investment.
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By the way Veracity, not to take anything away from that chick in the pics, but Playboy can make pretty much anyone between a 4 and a 9 look like a 10.
I assume this is Miss One-of-the-Good-Teens USA, not Miss Send-You-to-Jail-Teen USA.
The “sex tape” was over hyped and a huge letdown?
Just like this post!
Okay,
The “Panda who bonked his head,” is fucking funny.
What ever the ransom was to get Brend8n back from the kidnappers was worth it.
so this is a post about a fake sex video, with a grainy ass pic, and not tits. This makes the bikini post look good.
I…don’t understand…where is the good part? There has got to be more…
LOVED the panda pic!! Thanks, NPD, that really saved this post.
There’s more sex in an episode of Gilligans Island
Christ, the average post ratings here have dropped to fucking PG. PG-13 on a good day if we are lucky.
Rokan, I imagine you found Joe Rogan drinking his own piss to be humorous as well huh?
Those tits look so silliconed hardened that a warning slicker should be applied: Beware contents may bounce ejaculation back at sender
True. I looked through all of them and came to the conclusion that she looks like Paula Abdul with a titty job. Take all the airbrushing away and I bet your right Zombie!
She does have a pretty baby baker though!
Then again, when she spreads her legs it probably resembles a bulldog covered in mayo. Never can tell!
dirt,
you noticed that coonass has been censored too, huh?
If he said, “cuntdust of a fairy” right now, I’d probably lose my shit.
I guess it’s our job to provide the low-brow fuck-obsessed deviant angle.
Walk on home, boy.
i recognize Rebecca Gayheart from somewhere…
I believe 1995 called, a nine-year old boy would like to have a dry orgasm to a romantic comedy on lifetime, ma’m.