Michael will be buried next week

Nine days ago, the London paper the Mirror said Michael Jackson had been quietly buried the day before in a secret ceremony so fans wouldn’t know where he was. They said…

The King of Pop was quietly buried at the Forest Lawn Cemetery, Hollywood Hills – without a even a small ceremony and not a fan in sight.

A few hours later Entertainment Tonight confirmed the story. So either they were both wrong or he clawed his way out, because they’ll be burying him (again?) on August 29th, according to his dad.

Michael Jackson will be buried in Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles at 10 a.m. on Aug. 29 on what would have been the King of Pop’s 51st birthday, Joe Jackson told (the New York Daily News). The elder Jackson indicated that the burial plans had been made final just in the past few days.

Joes mean old ass is up to something. There must be some statute that expires after 60 days or something, and now Joe can do whatever he wants. So at the funeral Michael will be wearing a t-shirt for some car-title loan company Joe owns, and it will say “tired of coffin up money for unexpected bills?” or some shit like that.