08.17.2009 Michael will be buried next week

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Nine days ago, the London paper the Mirror said Michael Jackson had been quietly buried the day before in a secret ceremony so fans wouldn’t know where he was. They said…

The King of Pop was quietly buried at the Forest Lawn Cemetery, Hollywood Hills – without a even a small ceremony and not a fan in sight.

A few hours later Entertainment Tonight confirmed the story. So either they were both wrong or he clawed his way out, because they’ll be burying him (again?) on August 29th, according to his dad.

Michael Jackson will be buried in Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles at 10 a.m. on Aug. 29 on what would have been the King of Pop’s 51st birthday, Joe Jackson told (the New York Daily News). The elder Jackson indicated that the burial plans had been made final just in the past few days.

Joes mean old ass is up to something. There must be some statute that expires after 60 days or something, and now Joe can do whatever he wants. So at the funeral Michael will be wearing a t-shirt for some car-title loan company Joe owns, and it will say “tired of coffin up money for unexpected bills?” or some shit like that.

(51) Comments

  1. Long_Duk_Dong 08/17/2009 15:06

    damn man….bet he’s turned to stew by now

  2. J.D. 08/17/2009 15:11

    Seriously who cares anymore?

  3. ohmwrecker 08/17/2009 15:13

    Fuck this shit!

  4. RedRage 08/17/2009 15:13

    I wish he, his entire family and every story about him would vanish into another realm like the house at the end of Poltergeist.

  5. J.D. 08/17/2009 15:17

    A moratorium on anything regarding Michael Jackson and anyone related to him needs to be established.

  6. Zombie 08/17/2009 15:18

    Wow you shitcocks really are lost without DB here to guide you through each thread, aren’t you?

  7. pepper 08/17/2009 15:18

    WTF is there to put in the ground at this point.
    They removed every fucking organ out of his body…what is he a Leggo set at this point?

  8. Long_Duk_Dong 08/17/2009 15:19

    No comprende es Zombie.

  9. dirtydiane 08/17/2009 15:19

    mama bear runs off to the hospital for a while and none of you boys can play nice?

    spankings for all of you!

  10. leftnutofjesus 08/17/2009 15:20

    tell Jose to throw some titties on that sand sculpture and watch me fuck sand.

  11. SuperB 08/17/2009 15:20

    Dont…give…a…fuck….

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/17/2009 15:23

    how many fucking times is NPD going to post shit about MJ and use this same fucking picture? You can post 87 pics of Brittany in a bikini with out a single tit or pussy lip slip, but insist on using the same pic for the last 10 mj posts? Visual Variety is what keeps people interested. It’s certainly not your amazing writing abilities.

  13. leftnutofjesus 08/17/2009 15:23

    diane,

    how about instead of a spanking, you punish me with that shorn chinese fingertrap of yours…

  14. Long_Duk_Dong 08/17/2009 15:23

    thank you mam’..can I have another?

  15. KoNiG YoSHi 08/17/2009 15:24

    you could always just fuck the super celebrity shuana sand

  16. RedRage 08/17/2009 15:24

    Who’s fighting? It’s just the countdown to quitting time, everyone is just polishing their cocks off. Except B and DD. Their battery powered jackhammers are waiting for them at home. Do you ever put them away wet like a bad horse owner?

  17. Slaappy 08/17/2009 15:24

    Rebbie Jackson for President!

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/17/2009 15:30

    this site is running like a one lunged jogger with emphysema in humid weather.

  19. Rokan 08/17/2009 15:41

    Zombie,

    Can you get me Orlando Bloom’s autograph?

  20. SuperB 08/17/2009 15:44

    RR-uh no gross, you gotta take care of those things…they are too expensive to grow stuff on thats gonna give you a coochie itch from reuse

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