Miley Cyrus sang one of her big hit songs and did a stripper-pole dance thing on top of a (ice cream?) cart at yesterdays Teen Choice Awards, and it was every bit as sexy as that made it sound. The video above is a bootleg because the show won’t air for a few weeks, but the choreography is so exciting, this might be the most amazing one-shot since that Tony Jaa hotel thing (this).
Bored indifference swept over the crowd as her sexy moves set the mid-afternoon on fire. In fact they were too turned on to even pay attention. She should move to one of those countries where applause is considered rude. Then she’d be all set.
(hq jump here. image source = getty)
Morning Miley, wanna fuck…. your dad again?
I’d wreck this chick. Every hole.
yes, because writhing on a stripper pole is what all teenage girls should aspire to…way to set a fine example there, horseface.
Her lil sister Noah does it better….
Is it just me or is Miley a little on the side of “Retard Face”?
She reminds me of Eric Stoltz in Mask only he didn’t fuck his dad in that movie or basically whore himself out to continue having a “career” outside of porn.
DD, she is a horse face. no upper lip. and the upper lip is the most important one =)
In the words of JCVD, would fucking smash!!!
Pffft, post the video of her sister Noah who is nine doing the same thing at a pre-party.
Zombie + McGirl + Fecal Fill + RoMAN =
Dirty, cum-leaking assholes and tiny dicks that taste like government cheese and Copenhagen!!!! HAHAHA! Oh, the FAGGOTS are all together again on WWTDD!!! HAHAHA.
Okay, girls, I’m here all day, so I’ll chat with you soon!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Zombie, you’d fuck Miley? really?
why does her sister have a boy’s name? a tap-dancing, toe-shoeing, broadway-fairy gay boy name…but still…
Bit young for my tastes
whats the matter Beppo? not getting enuff attention so you have to post the same thing several times? are you that lonley? oh yes, you are that lonely.
“I’m so ronereeeeeee”
“you’d fuck Miley?”
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…yea, I see nothing wrong with this
http://topnews.in/light/files/miley_cyrus.jpg
” Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/10/2009 11:41
DD, she is a horse face. no upper lip. and the upper lip is the most important one =)”
McDick likes it when DB’s upper lip lingers on his ball sac! The upper lip? IT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE WHEN YOU’RE A FAGGOT!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I dunno DD….I don’t think Noah for a girl is any worse than their son’s name…Trace
Though the prospect seems somewhat unlikely…..
….I’d fuck Miley just for the notoriety……
…I’d fuck her co-star for the learning experience……
…or this
http://xrayvision.today.com/files/2009/07/miley-cyrus.jpg
In a fucking heartbeat DDM, but only until November 2010… after that she’s no longer appealing.
““you’d fuck Miley?””
No, DB, but he’d fuck Miley’s dad!!!!!