08.12.2009 Posh may be permanent

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Victoria Beckham of course filled in for Paual Abdul when auditions began last week in Denver for season 9 of “American Idol”, but according to producers it was to be a one time thing. And yet now E! is reporting that Victoria is on her way to Boston for the second round of judging as well. Could this mean she’s already been named as the full time fourth judge? What about Katy Perry and Jessica Simpson, who were also considered? Will they be on the show at all now? How the hell would I know. Leave me alone!

Posh Spice just joined staffers from the hit Fox reality competition aboard an American Airlines flight bound for Boston, site of this week’s round of American Idol auditions.
Natalie Eshaya, a producer for Idol host Ryan Seacrest’s syndicated KIIS-FM radio show, offered a play-by-play via Twitter.
“Hmmm victoria beckham on our flight to boston….hmmm!” Eshaya tweeted. “We are going for idol….she must be too! Interesting!!”
Last week show producers said they wanted to stick to the four-judge format, with guest judges like Beckham and Katy Perry serving as one-time-only fill-ins.

I love Victoria so this would be fine with me. I love her hot little outfits, her uppity little façade, and the fact that beneath that she seems genuinely nice and self-effacing. More to the point it would mean Paula would be officially gone, and all these rumors of her returning for the finals would go away. I’d rather see ten-story meat eating dinosaurs come back before Paula Abdul.

(178) Comments

  1. Woodsman 08/12/2009 18:52

    Never watch, don’t care. Like the previous story better.

  2. swatrob 08/12/2009 18:55

    does anyone care?
    http://www.slycomics.com/

  3. What Me Worry? 08/12/2009 18:55

    At least Posh has bigger tits!

  4. Posh may be permanent 08/12/2009 18:56

    [...] News Sources wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptVictoria Beckham of course filled in for Paual Abdul when auditions began last week in Denver for season 9 of “American Idol”, but according to producers it was to be a one time thing. And yet now E! is reporting that Victoria is on her way to Boston for the second round of [...] [...]

  5. Tom Foolery 08/12/2009 18:58

    Waaayy too skinny, get this English tart some red beans and rice.

  6. Woodsman 08/12/2009 18:59

    What Me Worry: true … but not wearing a bikini

  7. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/12/2009 19:03

    Ten-story meat eating dinosaurs would make the show infinitely more interesting. So would looking at Victoria’s tits every week. Can’t go wrong either way.

  8. Woodsman 08/12/2009 19:15

    BSDC: Think synergy - bring on the dinosaurs and have Posh fleeing in a skimpy “10,000 Years BC” outfit … her boobs would never actually be in jeapody as they’re 95% plastic and silicone. This stuff practically writes itself.

  9. Woodsman 08/12/2009 19:26

    I’ll take “Mis-spelling jeapordy” for $200 please, Alex.

  10. The "I Don't Friggin' Care" Tony Stark 08/12/2009 19:35

    I heard that Katy Perry was in the running for this spot… I’d rather see her goofy ass than this toothpick of a woman.

  11. ukickedmydog 08/12/2009 19:39

    Well I guess that’s better than Jessica Simpson but I don’t watch that show anyways. Katy Perry is way hotter than both though.

  12. ukickedmydog 08/12/2009 19:41

    I’s show her a ‘fill-in’ position

  13. Oprah's Dick 08/12/2009 20:04

    Paual Abdul? Why, that’s not a name at all!

  14. BALLSY 08/12/2009 20:06

    the bitch can’t smile- Posh that is!

  15. BALLSY 08/12/2009 20:07

    http://www.epicfail.com/

    my new favorite web site

  16. Mac-Daddy 08/12/2009 20:30

    Doesn’t matter who they get…..the show will still suck!

  17. Observer 08/12/2009 20:36

    I will definitely stop watching pseudo-porn on Cinemax and switch to this show now.

    Does Simon still show some nipple?

  18. Tom Foolery 08/12/2009 20:37

    One vote for Katy Perry right here, her chest gets the vote not her annoying personality. That’s +2 Perry thus far

  19. Observer 08/12/2009 20:41

    I will definitely cast my vote for Tits McPerry…..

    My name is Observer…..and I approve this message….

  20. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/12/2009 20:50

    A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper)

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