“removed the teeth and fingers…”

Yikes. Ryan Jenkins, the finalist from the VH1 show “Megan Wants a Millionaire”, the one now hiding in Canada after killing onetime Playboy model Jasmine Fiore, gets an A for effort when it comes to killing people in accordance with things he thinks he learned from Martin Scorsese movies. It didn’t work but he certainly gave it his all.

Police said Thursday that Jenkins, 32, removed the teeth and fingers of 28-year-old Jasmine Fiore, presumably to impede authorities in their efforts to identify the naked body, which was found stuffed in a suitcase in a California trash bin over the weekend.
Fiore, a former swimsuit model, and Jenkins were briefly married after a quickie Las Vegas wedding this year, and had been fighting in recent months. Prosecutors said the two checked into a San Diego hotel last Thursday, and Jenkins checked out the next morning. Fiore was not seen alive again.

Did they move San Diego or something? It’s still on the water, 5 minutes from Mexico, right? He could have thrown her in the ocean or driven across the border and propped her up in a bar with one of those big hats on her head. A week later she’d still be there but in a swimsuit and a sash indicating she won the Miss Tecate bikini contest.