There. Are you happy now.

By brendon August 07, 2009 @ 2:50 AM


I would rather investigate gunfire from my childs bedroom than whether or not Lady GaGa has a penis, especially since this quote is at least a year old. But for whatever reason it’s been rediscovered and is everywhere today, so this is what she allegedly once said.

“It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on, it’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal.”

I don’t know where this notion came from that I have some roster of noteworthy hermaphrodites, but I have no idea if she has a penis or not. The gif I made (no need to thank me) is from this video and everyone says you can see it there. People on her message board have talked about it, but finding a reputable source is tough.  Especially since I barely even tried.

Lots of websites have posted it but sometimes the internet lies. Like once someone broke into my house and I was very frightened so I signed up for  The website claims they’re “enforcing the law with big natural tits”, but if you read the fine print you’ll discover these girls have no actual legal authority. This despite countless pictures that clearly show them sexily arresting people.  The whole thing is very deceptive.

(120) Comments

  1. avatar
    Rokan 08/07/2009 14:39


    Fuck all of you.

    Except Beppo.

  2. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 08/07/2009 14:40


  3. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 08/07/2009 14:40


  4. avatar
    hedstrong 08/07/2009 14:40

    Im happy

  5. avatar
    Rokan 08/07/2009 14:41

    I guess its “Tranny-day,” here on Durden.

  6. avatar
    Rokan 08/07/2009 14:41

    Eat it, Finkle.

  7. avatar
    fbones 08/07/2009 14:42

    i waited all day for this? Well, at least the opening line was funny…

  8. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 08/07/2009 14:42

    Pop quiz, asshole:

    What do SuperB and Lady GaGa have in common?

  9. avatar
    Zombie 08/07/2009 14:43

    Well well well, apparently DarkCherry has been blowing Brend0n all day. By nightfall, she should have a 2010 Audi ordered.

  10. avatar
    RedRage 08/07/2009 14:43

    “I would rather investigate the sounds of gunfire from my childs bedroom than whether or not Lady GaGa has a penis”

    Funniest shit he’s posted in a long time! Hilarious.

    Hedstrong, then clap your hands!

  11. avatar
    Rokan 08/07/2009 14:43

    They both give DB a boner?

    Am I right?

  12. avatar
    DB's Treasure 08/07/2009 14:44

    So, anyone else see a dork between GaGa’s legs?

  13. avatar
    hedstrong 08/07/2009 14:44

    Yea thats a penis..

  14. avatar
    RonDogg 08/07/2009 14:45



  15. avatar
    pepper 08/07/2009 14:45

    Jesus, another tranny post!

  16. avatar
    leftnutofjesus 08/07/2009 14:45

    all i saw was what seems like a nice shaved pink snapper…..a swollen innie.

    i’ve watched it until i’d fuck lady gaga. which is more than enough.

  17. avatar
    Ed Venture 08/07/2009 14:46

    I KNEW it!! All the pics you kept posting here, I just kept saying to myself, that’s a dude!

  18. avatar
    Zombie 08/07/2009 14:46

    You have a queer eye for the one eye, DB?

  19. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 08/07/2009 14:46

    I was just going to say they’re both big toe-dominant.

    I guess yours is right, too, Ro.

  20. avatar
    SuperB 08/07/2009 14:47

    Not true, Finks, mine is detachable…

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