I don't know who these "sources" are telling Fox News that Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson because of her drinking, but it's obvious they don't think very much of us.
"Jessica would get really drunk and obnoxious, it was out of control. She would be sprawled everywhere with her head on his lap and the look on Tony's face said it all," an insider said. "He was so embarrassed in front of all the guys and his teammates were really harsh on him over it. Breaking up was a really hard decision for Tony to make."
Seriously? Are we being serious here? We're supposed to believe the Dallas Cowboys - the DALLASFUCKINGCOWBOYS - were offended by Jessica Simpsons partying? If anything they were annoyed because the stripper they punched out and tied up in the trunk of their Bentley would wake up any minute now and they needed to go bury her in the desert before then, and Jessica was taking to long to pass out. Saying your drinking was offending the Dallas Cowboys is like saying your anti-semitism was bothering the other guys in the SS.