08.11.2009 Yeah this makes sense

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Paulina Porizkova is prancing around St. Barths topless today, and if you don’t know she was the worlds most famous model back in the 1980’s, and in 1989, in her prime, she married the Cars lead singer Ric Ocasek. She looked better back then, but he still looked like this. Like the Berries and Cream lad was held captive in a Russian program camp, died of disease and malnutrition but then was somehow reanimated and after that started a band.

(hq jump here. all 26 on the other side for obvious reasons)


(80) Comments

  1. SuperB 08/11/2009 17:02

    Ewwwwwwwwwwww

  2. Woodsman 08/11/2009 17:03

    Cyst!

  3. ohmwrecker 08/11/2009 17:04

    I’m aroused and repulsed all at once. Kind of like with that cyst video.

  4. Sensei John Kreese 08/11/2009 17:05

    Ocasek looks like he was just rescued from a death camp by the Allies.

  5. SuperB 08/11/2009 17:05

    oh yeah and NIGZ PIGZ and all the other bs

  6. Woodsman 08/11/2009 17:06

    … if ever a boy needed a reason to want to be a rock star it was this zombie nailing the finest super model of his era

  7. Watt(Power) 08/11/2009 17:06

    My penis is confused

  8. SCUM 08/11/2009 17:07

    He look’s like something from the Tales From The Cyst.

  9. pepper 08/11/2009 17:07

    Who’s gone drive home?

  10. dirtydiane 08/11/2009 17:07

    I will submit that “Drive” is one of the top 40 songs of all time…maybe even top 30.

  11. SCUM 08/11/2009 17:08

    Row#2 pic#2, bonus boobs.

  12. DB's Treasure 08/11/2009 17:08

    DD, you watch that cyst video I posted?

  13. SuperB 08/11/2009 17:09

    incubus or melissa ferrick DD?

  14. SuperB 08/11/2009 17:09

    Melissa Ferrick, not that hot but would fuck her just on the sound of her voice.

    Drive is super sexy song..my god.

  15. Slaappy 08/11/2009 17:09

    Strike the Ruffalo Wings, I’m sick. Give them to Ric

  16. pepper 08/11/2009 17:10

    Ok, FUCK ME!
    I left out the ….YOU….
    She always makes my dick fat, Rick taketh away!

  17. SCUM 08/11/2009 17:10

    Why is she letting dark people touch her?

  18. Bella 08/11/2009 17:11

    This never made sense…he must be a human tripod

  19. ohmwrecker 08/11/2009 17:12

    Fuck! The Cars were awesome Elliott Easton is phenomenal guitar player.

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