09.10.2009 lady gaga is unimpressed

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Has everyone heard of this South African distance runner named Caster Semenya? She won a gold medal in Berlin last month at the World Championships, and once she became the center of attention, it started to occur to people that she looked like a man. Oh and there’s good reason for that, according to a late breaking report in todays Daily News.

The 18-year-old South African champ has no womb or ovaries and her testosterone levels are more than three times higher than those of a normal female.
According to a source with knowledge of the tests, Semenya has internal testes - the male sexual organs that produce testosterone.

I don’t think we should celebrate peoples differences because more often than not those “differences” creep me out or annoy me, and girls with penises would very very definitely be on both lists. There has to be some kind of island that we could send people like her and Lady GaGa to. A resort where they won’t be judged, won’t be made fun of, from the day they’re born until death. It would be like summer camp all year long. A “death camp”, if you catch my drift.

(43) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 09/10/2009 17:07

    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN’ THEY JIGZ!!!

  2. DB's Treasure 09/10/2009 17:08

    two in a ROW!

  3. DB's Treasure 09/10/2009 17:09

    TRIFECTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  4. DB's Treasure 09/10/2009 17:10

    four?

  5. SsnakeOil 09/10/2009 17:10

    Don’t you get an error that you’re posting too fast?

    Slows me down.

  6. DB's Treasure 09/10/2009 17:10

    BOOOOOO YA!!!!!!!

    …you people suck

  7. DB's Treasure 09/10/2009 17:11

    Yes I do, Ssnake. But I count to 10 after I post the comment then comment again…that works.

  8. swatrob 09/10/2009 17:11

    who cares.
    http://www.slycomics.com/

  9. SsnakeOil 09/10/2009 17:11

    So this chick is the Jamie Lee Curtis of sports, eh?

  10. Woodsman 09/10/2009 17:15

    Nice work DB. You made us all look like wimpy li’l bitches. As you head home from work today you can reflect on your mastery of speed posting while your face sports that “happy retard smile”. Smug bastard.

  11. SsnakeOil 09/10/2009 17:16

    If you imagine Woodsman’s post coming from Zombie, it has a whole different feel to it.

  12. DB's Treasure 09/10/2009 17:16

    Woodsman, with this accomplishment I rank somewhere between the WoWC champions and “the guy who got Cpt. Kirk’s autograph at the Star Trek Convention”.

  13. pepper 09/10/2009 17:19

    how far can he Cast Seamenonya?

  14. SCUM 09/10/2009 17:20

    Pepper that was actually funny.

  15. SsnakeOil 09/10/2009 17:20

    I’m off to diddle the wife.
    See you boys tomorrow.

  16. Woodsman 09/10/2009 17:20

    SsnakeOil: you make a good point. I am merely a sarcastic smart ass. Zombie is an infected psychological lesion that oozes bitter black bile … but I mean that in a good way ; )

  17. pepper 09/10/2009 17:22

    well Scum, do you know?

  18. SCUM 09/10/2009 17:22

    This thing make’s Skankeolez look hot…..Not really.

  19. SCUM 09/10/2009 17:23

    At least 50 meters.

  20. Woodsman 09/10/2009 17:24

    “I rank somewhere between the WoWC champions and “the guy who got Cpt. Kirk’s autograph at the Star Trek Convention” = Silver Medal in the Whimper Olympics

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