09.16.2009 megan fox is probably crazy

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Megan Fox tells Rolling Stone this month that she’s prone to violent outburts, used to cut herself and might be slightly crazy, a revelation that doesn’t matter in any way whatsoever.

“Yeah,” she replied when asked if she had ever cut herself. “But I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”
Fox did say though that her raging temper, at times, has created moments scarier for her on-again, off-again beau Brian Austin Green … She said during heated arguments, she has told him, “I’m going to stab you with something.”

Whatever. Just look at her. Getting sexily stabbed by Megan Fox every now and then in exchange for seeing her naked all the time seems like a good deal. She could dip the knife in cobra venom, lemon juice and syphilis, then jam it in my leg and wiggle it back and forth and I’d still probably cum in my pants.


(109) Comments

  1. RedRage 09/16/2009 17:38

    Dez nuts!

  2. TheOverrated 09/16/2009 17:39

    and cunty, and the type to string you along, and the type to call a “boy”…and have you found pictures of her getting punched in the throat yet?
    http://theoverrated.com

  3. pepper 09/16/2009 17:41

    Megan Crazy?

    crazy like a fox……

  4. Jean-Claude Van Douche 09/16/2009 17:48

    She is only crazy because my semen has not calmed her various orifices.

  5. SCUM 09/16/2009 17:53

    Wow a crazy broad, big news.

  6. Prom Night Dumpster Baby 09/16/2009 18:06

    I wish she was schizo and then let me fuck her just so I could say I had group sex.

  7. pepper 09/16/2009 18:25

    Prom Night Dumpster Baby, that’s why God gave you two hands. You can stay home and play with your ten girlfriends…

  8. whatizdat 09/16/2009 18:28

    i got a violent outburst or two for her chocolate starfish

  9. BALLSY 09/16/2009 18:36

    I want her to get violent on my dick!

  10. Dr. Gonzo 09/16/2009 18:51

    I move we change the name of this site to: Megan Fox Awesome Fan Club (.com)

  11. The Mildly Tanned Knight 09/16/2009 19:38

    You know, some people need to get laid a little more often. Fox is below-average in intelligence, she unstable emotionally, is admittedly prone to violent outbursts, and is in general a bitch. Seriously, I know she’s hot but how much of a pussy do you have to be to put up with all that just to have sex with her? It reminds me of the Sam Kinison bit about a woman keeping her husband’s dick in her purse. Nobody is worth that much shit, period.

  12. swatrob 09/16/2009 19:46

    Dabble in cutting? Who the fuck does this chick think she is?
    http://www.slycomics.com/

  13. Yossarian 09/16/2009 19:47

    I completely agree with The Mildly Tanned Knight.

  14. Prom Night Dumpster Baby 09/16/2009 19:53

    Pepper, there is no God. For if there were, he’d have given me the penis the size of a can of Chunky Soup and the bank account large enough to buy a small country.

  15. Rusty Sanchez 09/16/2009 20:11

    I dunno Knight, I don’t think most of want to date the nut-job, just bang the shit out of her. And if it ends up being too much trouble, that’s why God invented tasers.

  16. Kenny Loggins 09/16/2009 21:15

    “sexily stabbed” - almost pissed my pants when I read that… oh, wait a second… shit.

  17. pepper 09/16/2009 21:16

    Prom Night Dumpster Baby, that’s where you are wrong, there is a God.
    He have us a man who is a giant dick and owns many Islands…his name is Donald Trump…..

  18. pepper 09/16/2009 21:21

    - so strange, Rokan has never been late for dinner before.
    DB made him his favorite meal, Meat Loaf with peas and gravy.

  19. Mumbles McGinty 09/16/2009 21:32

    Bullshit she a cutter… I want proof.

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