megan fox is probably crazy

Megan Fox tells Rolling Stone this month that she’s prone to violent outburts, used to cut herself and might be slightly crazy, a revelation that doesn’t matter in any way whatsoever.

“Yeah,” she replied when asked if she had ever cut herself. “But I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”
Fox did say though that her raging temper, at times, has created moments scarier for her on-again, off-again beau Brian Austin Green … She said during heated arguments, she has told him, “I’m going to stab you with something.”

Whatever. Just look at her. Getting sexily stabbed by Megan Fox every now and then in exchange for seeing her naked all the time seems like a good deal. She could dip the knife in cobra venom, lemon juice and syphilis, then jam it in my leg and wiggle it back and forth and I’d still probably cum in my pants.