Kate Mara Excitement Contained and Shit Around the Web

November 24, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Hot Black Friday deals, topless Aussies, and more!


The OG Megan Fox Granny Instagram Hottie

November 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Megan Fox has apparently signed a forty-five-year contract with lingerie company Frederick’s of Hollywood, because once again she’s back to pimp out their whore clothes to the delight of people who appreciate the finer things in life. Megan Fox was the original plasticy sassy starlet, and no matter how realistic of a Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid becomes, she will never be as bangable as OG Japanese sex robot Megan Fox. In a new Instagram pic, the thirty-one-year-old sports Frederick’s hot new off-white granny Westworld brothel collection, and looks damn fine while doing so if you ask me.


The Martyrdom of Megan Fox and Andy Dick Licker on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #108

November 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we wondered whether or not Hollywood was much cooler but three weeks ago before the “outings”, consider the martyrdom stats of Megan Fox, cheer on Lindsey Vonn for tub masturbation and athletic bravado, do about the same for Leo DiCaprio, consider whether Andy Dick face licking constitutes assault or just annoying gay male behavior, and blame stage moms for half of all pederastic assaults in Hollywood. We get shit done on this show. 



Rita Ora Lingerie Model and Shit Around the Web

November 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

The hottest Halloween costumes, naked nuns, and more!


Megan Fox Compares Herself to Joan of Arc

October 30, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s one guarantee for anybody who ever compares themselves to Joan of Arc. They are not students of history. Let alone bothered to read Arc’s Wiki page. 


Brian Austin Green Defends His Kinder

September 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rounding down, about zero percent of the population gives a crap how you dress your about to turn five year old. Short of some kind of expletive on a t-shirt which alerts zero tolerance principals and PTA moms, who comments on a kindergartners’ clothes?



Megan Fox Also Has a Son in A Dress

August 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

To credit Megan Fox, she was crazy in the head long before it became trendy in Hollywood. Her OCD and self-harming are self-admitted bits of her personality. As is the fact she’s a bisexual who speaks in tongues at church. She’s not altogether put together. You forgot all these things because you wanted to fuck her.


Katya Henry Thongtastic on Snapchat and Shit Around the Web

May 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Anna Ewers models Euro swimwear (DrunkenStepfather)

Former WWE Diva Cameron likes white dudes (TMZ)

Victoria Hervey braless in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie)

Rosie Danvers topless with pink hair (EgotasticAllStars)

Katya Henry looks thongtastic on Snapchat (Egotastic)

Megan Fox in naughty lingerie (Popoholic)

Fanny Krich picture moment (HollywoodTuna)

The amazing ladies of the Baywatch premiere (Mr.Skin)

American Gods gets renewed for a second season (Fleshbot)


Megan Fox Has to Work

March 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Megan Fox seemed fully separated from her vertigo experiencing long-term unemployed former husband, Brian Austin Green. His mysterious illnesses limits his ability to work. Hanging out in the sweet digs his wife pays for remains on the medically approved list.


Brian Austin Green Gets Back in There

April 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the instincts of a stripper about to lose her bread winner, Brian Austin Green knocked up Megan Fox for a third time. Pretty slick, survivor. Fox filed for divorce Green last Fall after flipping through iCal and realizing her husband hadn’t worked in seventeen years. Green claims to suffer from vertigo which renders him […]