09.16.2009 morning headlines

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JASMINE FIORE – model mayhem is terrific, but it might be time to take Jasmines profile down. Especially since her last post said “please shoot me”. I wasn’t even looking for this and found it, despite only browsing around for 10 minutes. Well, under an hour at least. 1 hour. Maybe 2. Less than 5. A little over 5. God I’m So Lonely! (modelmayhem)

DERTY
– I don’t get much new music around here, but Derty is pretty GD cool. At least from the safety of the internet. In real life I would probably hide in the outhouse like those little girls in ‘Schindlers List’ if I saw him and his friends coming toward me. I’m sensible! (youtube)

KENDRA WILKINSON
– her husband Hank Baskett, who is a wide receiver for Philadelphia, was cut from the 53-man roster to make room for Mike Vick. So forget about shots of Kendra in a slutty Eagles jersey during the game and in tabloids. It would seem head coach Andy Reid has a lot to learn about modern football. (foxsports)

PATRICK SWAYZE
– these are reportedly the last pictures ever taken of him, in Beverly Hills on 8.25.09. He was understandably camera shy as the cancer took over. In a sense, I’m the same way. I don’t post many pictures of myself because I don’t want to be known as just a pretty face.  (hq jump here.  source = flynet)


(98) Comments

  1. Woodsman 09/16/2009 13:18

    worst posts ever

  2. Watt 09/16/2009 13:20

    Pretty much fail

  3. DB's Treasure 09/16/2009 13:23

    Man, I hate seeing Swayze like that.

  4. Phantom 09/16/2009 13:24

    Total waste of space

  5. RedRage 09/16/2009 13:24

    You bet it is DB, that shit would burst between your teeth with such force it would hit that hanging speed bag in the back of your throat like an air rifle at the fair shooting little yellow ducks.

  6. DB's Treasure 09/16/2009 13:25

    Where did you get that picture, RedRage?

  7. dirtydiane 09/16/2009 13:25

    great…you go from the mutilated cartoon rabbit girl to a dumb knocked-up playboy bunny to pancreatic cancer. did i miss the funny in there somewhere?

  8. RedRage 09/16/2009 13:26

    Just off of GI.

  9. Zombie 09/16/2009 13:26

    Speaking of which, how was the Swayze marathon last night? Oh wait, I forgot. You were busy playing housewife.

  10. TheOverrated 09/16/2009 13:27

    jizz?
    http://theoverrated.com

  11. DB's Treasure 09/16/2009 13:28

    We never got to watch Youngblood, actually. Maybe I’ll throw it on later tonight if my eyes are fried from too much ‘10.

  12. Death to Finkle! 09/16/2009 13:29

    I give him a pass on the Uggs.

  13. DB's Treasure 09/16/2009 13:29

    I haven’t heard of anyone winning the battle with Pancreatic cancer. Usually when people find out they got it then they are given 3 - 9 months to live….depending on how far it has spread the day they’re diagnosed.

  14. pepper 09/16/2009 13:30

    I agree with Brend*n, Model Mayhem is great!!!

  15. CodPiece 09/16/2009 13:30

    Poor Swayze. I picture his last few days he was in that wheel chair with a small blackboard in one hand, a clutched fist in the other and screamin out ‘SCREW EM!!’ all day long.

  16. Watt 09/16/2009 13:30

    Like everyone is annoying the fuck out of me today. I’m going to go office space here in a minute

  17. pepper 09/16/2009 13:31

    Where is Ballsy NY, he gets all his models from there.

  18. DB's Treasure 09/16/2009 13:33

    Watt, ya know the part where Milton is moved to storage room B? Well see if that can’t happen to you. I work back here in the inventory/shipping & receiving room and I never have to overhear the hens and their cackling, or the other douchebags who wanna tell me what them and their gay ass family did over the summer weekends. It’s just 2 of us back here.

  19. dirtydiane 09/16/2009 13:33

    my aunt made it 5 months from diagnosis to the end, deebs. he lasted 20 months, that’s unheard of with this kind of cancer.

  20. Phantom 09/16/2009 13:34

    You’re going to go sit in the storage room and mumble about a stapler?

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